Splash Me, A Splash-Inspired Romance
Madame de Boudoir
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· Steam/Spice level: 3 of 5
Open door [?]
· 3 ratings · 23 pages · Published: 30 May 2019

Kevin and I have had five dates—and sex twice. He is big-hearted and big-boned, with a slightly ragged haircut and a laugh that reminds me of the luckdragon in The Neverending Story. I like him so much, even though he’s a total dweeb.
I stare at the dirty text for one minute. Then two.
My fantasy? I take a swig of wine. Should I cop out? Make a joke about a naughty nurse? Or do I risk being completely honest…
If I tell him the truth, I think he would make it good.
I know he’ll make it good. I take a deep breath—I’m all in.
I text back, “Have you seen the movie Splash?”
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Madame de Boudoir’s Filthy Fairytales are short erotic romance standalones, inspired by fairytales, mythology and pop culture.