Slaying the Holidays: A Dark Rom Com
Beatrix Hollow, Lux Oleander
Rated: 3.99 of 5 stars
3.99
· Steam/Spice level: 5 of 5
Explicit and plentiful [?]
· 27 ratings · Published: 02 Dec 2024

My newest therapy client is the definition of a DILF. His distractingly handsome face is all to blame for my mess up. If that wasn’t bad enough, now I’m practically stalking the murderous golden retriever. Can he even hear me arguing for pottery classes over the electric carver? Oh, it's a bone saw? My mistake.
Merry Christmas! I’m getting myself an accessory to murder.
★★★
After a helpful talk with my beautiful divorce therapist, I decided to get into manslaughter. Maybe it's not the hobby she had in mind, but the idea always interested me, and there's plenty of predators I’d love to turn into prey.
And what do you know? My therapist was right. I do feel better! She seems a little ethically confused and personally concerned. She’s even cuter grumpy and exasperated. We’d make the perfect couple if she’d stop threatening to call the FBI.
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- christmas 3
- dark romance 3
- funny 3
- m-f romance 3
- contemporary 2
- caretaking 2
- bad boys 2
- dual pov 2
- marriage of convenience 2
- sunny/happy hero 2
- forced proximity 2
- breeding 2
- primal/chase play 2
- single father 1
- slow burn 1
- horror 1
- arranged/forced marriage 1
- competent heroine 1
- independent heroine 1
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- death / grief 2
- graphic violence 2
- third party abuse 1
- body betrayal 1
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- north america 2
- usa 2