Medieval Prawn-ography

"This satire of a romantic fantasy pairs gratuitously graphic descriptions of intimacy with with self-aware, tongue-in-cheek humor." - A Reader

At the end of a contract with the king’s guard, most soldiers retire to the peaceful countryside. However, not all are so fortunate. Deformed by a humiliating curse, Shrimpleton, the half-man half-shrimp, left his prominent station within the guard to sooth his sorrows in the brothels of medieval England. That is, until a desperate king beckons him back to the palace. A curse has befallen the princess. Now the king looks to Shrimpleton to embark upon a quest for the cure. Shrimpleton sets out to investigate three individuals who may have insight into the events of that fateful night. Can Shrimpleton save the princess from this mysterious affliction and discover a way to break own his curse as well? This journey is fraught with lust, but perhaps, just maybe, Shrimpleton will experience something more fulfilling along the way.

With about 6.5 sexual encounters across 8 chapters, Medieval Prawn-ography is sure to titillate its readers. Prepare to be pulled between arousal and laughter as Shrimpleton's sexual exploits splash off the page in graphic detail.