Free Use Professor

As a junior economics professor at the prestigious all boys Alston College, I couldn't find a single way to motivate my students. They were loud, disruptive, and didn't seem to absorb a single drop of information, no matter how hard I tried.

If I wanted to earn the bonus for final exam scores and a fast track towards tenure, I would need to do something radical.

So I undressed and let the top two performers free use my body in the classroom for the rest of their peers to see.

Will this be enough to propel the rest of the students over the edge? How will the Dean respond when he inevitably finds out about my unorthodox...methods?