Slithering Into His Pants - My Naughty Nights & Life With Mrakko Daldoy (PARODY): Larry Stewpot, The Man Who Deuced

18+
PARODY
CONTENT This is NOT Harry Potter. This is an ADULT PARODY. Bloody violence, as well as foul and offensive language are present in the book. Reader Discretion is advised.

Twenty-eight-year-old Nema Tode, an attractive witch and graduate of Ladasha’s School of The Dark Arts, was widowed by her neglectful older husband and professor, Snapicus Sev, years ago. Looking to turn over a new leaf, Nema declares her intent to focus on herself and live a carefree life. Fate comes knocking when she meets the arrogant, yet sexy bachelor Mrakko Daldoy at The Leakie Ass Cauldronz. After Daldoy's forked phallus speaks sensual snake tonguez to her, imprinting on Nema, things are thrown into a tailspin. What ensues is a bizarre chain of events that will change Nema and Mrakko’s lives forever.