A Zookeeper’s Guide to Making Pussies Purr: Steamy Holidays 7
J. Tiffany Noore
Eli just wanted to save his small-town zoo.
Instead, he’s organizing a last-minute furry festival, wrangling a sexy influencer, a sweet volunteer, a dominant vet—and his scheming ex.
Then a late-night tryst, a mysterious leopardess, and one very strange dream unlock something
Eli can hear pussies talk.
Not women. Just their pussies. Some are sweet. Some are demanding. Some are way too honest. And none of their owners know what they’re saying.
As furry chaos erupts, seduction gets tangled in confusion, and every woman wants something different—Eli has one weekend to figure out who to trust, who to love… and how to keep his zoo—and his sanity—from going extinct.
A surreal, steamy, character-driven erotic farce packed with tail, teeth, and tender truths.

