Two Weeks At Gay Banana Hot Springs
T.T. Thomas

And what does Ret's seemingly clueless mother know? Quite a bit, it turns out! But Ret is pre-occupied: She has grand larceny on her mind, pink mischief on her lips and a chance to rendezvous with an old flame, the ever-lovely Wilhelmina White. Ret is not about to let some old geezer with too much money ruin her grand plans for the Gay Banana--even if he is her father. This will end well, right? What could go wrong?