Eros Omnia -- Ross to his friends and Cupid to the rest of the known world - is having a bad day. With just one more set of arrows to shoot before he can move up to Mercury's vacant position, Ross loses one of the arrows and worse yet, uncovers a plot implicating two of the oldest gods on Olympus. At the same time, one of those arrows shot true in the finest ass Ross has seen in an eternity. With a little cunning, some bravado and the most beautiful mortal he's ever laid eyes on, Cupid's aiming to make his worst day turn out to be the best yet...