To the rest of the world we were a pair of bachelor gentlemen sharing quarters. Between us, once the door at 221B Baker Street was closed against the world, we shared such momentsof blissfull contentment I doubt anyone outside ourselves could have understood or believed. Here, at last, is everything Conan Doyle never knew about the legendary Sherlock Holmes, as recorded in the memoirs of the faithful Dr Watson. Sex, mystery and high camp cross swords in Holmes' most titillating case! The Diogenes Club becomes an SM association, Mrs. Hudson is revealed as a retired drag queen, and A Study In Scarlet becomes A Study In Lavender Lace.