Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned #4)
Robyn Peterman
~Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion and a map will help if you only have seven minutes and thirty-one seconds. You’re welcome.
~Parenting books are useless if you're not human. If your child is half Vampyre/ half Demon I would suggest not using parenting books at all--they can backfire like a mother humper. Trust me on this.
~Have sex.
~When your child tells you he has an imaginary friend, do not discount this as fantasy. Often times your child isn't imagining anything. If he persists with alarming and violent stories about this fictional buddy it's probably a Troll. Do a thorough search of your home and kill it. Decapitation works best. Some imaginary friends are harmless. However, it's wise not to take chances.
~Have sex again.
~When in large crowds, make sure you hold tight to your child's hand. Losing a child in an amusement park is terrifying. If you're truly paranoid a parent could consider putting a chip in their child. If you do this don't discuss it at dinner parties. People will think you are weird.
~At least cuddle.
~Playing with dolls is fun. Being one? No so much. If your child ever finds a Genie in a bottle, flush it immediately. Many children wish for things that are very difficult to reverse...like being doll sized. If this happens, move to Oz. There are many people of small stature there. And yes, it really does exist.
~Find a closet and go to town.
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The 'Hot Damned' series
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- Fashionably Dead Down Under by Robyn Peterman Book #2
- Hell on Heels by Robyn Peterman Book #3
- Fashionably Dead in Diapers by Robyn Peterman Book #4
- A Fashionably Dead Christmas by Robyn Peterman Book #5
- Fashionably Hotter Than Hell by Robyn Peterman Book #6
- Fashionably Dead and Wed by Robyn Peterman Book #7
- Fashionably Fanged by Robyn Peterman Book #8
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