Scandalous Charges

**** Warning **** Lube and batteries not included with the purchase, but recommended for your reading pleasure.

If asked to describe herself in three words, author Emily Lassiter would say dry, barren land. The characters in her bestselling books got more action than she did. Living in a fantasy world made her want–no–crave the feel of a man above her, beneath her. Hell, behind her. She wasn’t picky. Her only problem? Having finally escaped the verbal vomit of an emotionally abusive man, Emily’s self-confidence was smaller than a G-string on a gnat.

Enter The Pipe Cleaners, a male escort service, and guaranteed ego boost.

If asked to describe his patience in three words, Sebastian Chambers would say depleted, finished, done. Waiting for Emily to realize the depths of his affections made him tired and left him with a permanent, severe case of blue balls. As her financial adviser, his job was to make sure no one took advantage of his shy little author. When charges for an escort service appeared on her credit card statement, he heard her silent cry for pleasure and decided she needed to change from past tense to present. Accepting no less than a starring role, Sebastian made plans to take matters into his own hands.

Her matters, including the luscious tits and curvy hips he fantasized about every night.