A Little FANG Never Hurt Anybody: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy (Monster Haven #1)

J R Pearson


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A Little FANG Never Hurt Anybody: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy by J R Pearson
WELCOME! THE ISLAND OF PARANORMAL FREAKS, AWAITS YOU!
May the Gods have mercy on your soul...

Werewolf Wild Child
Taco Enthusiast.
Drunk Table Dancing Expert.
Queen of Shitty Relationships.
Me.
Kokoa Lovell. (Pronounced as cocoa)

I'm a honest-to-goodness, denial wearing- f*ck-up.
My love life contains themes of extreme complication, washboard abs and mind-blowing romps in the sack. 'Commitment' is nowhere in my vocabulary, so I'm winning as well as losing in Cupid's department.

Uninterrupted peaceful, cocktail drunken nights is all a girl like me ever wants.

It's okay though. I swallow the crazy sh*t life is bringing in buckets because I really don't want to deal with what's important....

Like finally facing my scarier than split ends, great grandfather--the head honcho himself and why his decades long absence has come to an end in time for *my* birthday.

And wondering why I collected lust cards from *three* different guys.
The next few days I face is sure to be a cluster--f*ck of epic proportions.

During which, I will learn the following:

It's cute to cuddle with a lion but dangerous when he's keeping secrets...

Flirting and making hubba-hubba eyes to a vampire is just asking to get bitten.

And sending polaroid pictures of your ass to a dragon is all fun and games till he decides to kidnap you.

My solution: Eat a ton of birthday cake then run like hell.


Warning! Kokoa will lead you into situations resulted in her recklessness and burning need of not giving a crap of what others think! ;)
☆Contains SEXUAL content and EXPLICIT language and dialogue.
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