Gorgon in 69 Seconds (College of United Monsters #3)
C.B. Archer

Nape MacGuffin is a regular, ridiculous human. A student in the suddenly popular Historical Pottery Studies course, Nape finds himself facing off against his class’s biggest rivals: the students of Automobile Theory & Repair, who are convinced the pottery class is out to destroy them. Naturally, they have to get to the pottery students first. But, honestly—with a name like MacGuffin, you know the entire reason he’s in this story is to get kidnapped later on to serve as a plot device. You did know that…right?
It serves him right for having a punny name and attending monster college.
Gorgon in 69 Seconds is a 17,000-word novella.