Dashing Through the No

Fired and arrested.
What a way to kick off the holidays.
Brandon earned every inch of the phallic surprise on his car, but that doesn’t mean Fate cares.
You see, she and I have been battling for years.
Things are looking up, though.
I scored a break, and community service is my only punishment.
After that, I’d be free and clear, right? Not.

Volunteering at the first responders’ holiday party should have been a breeze.
All I had to do was dress like an elf for the night.
I could do that.
But that would have been too easy.
Why? Because I’m Juni Mullen, and poor life choices and I are best friends.

What’d I do now?
Let’s just say Juni was doing a lot more than kissing Santa Claus.
And the man playing him?
My brother’s best friend.
Yeah, I know.
If you need me, I’ll be in the tub with a bottle of wine.

XOXO Juni