Why Mummy Drinks
Gill Sims, Gabrielle Glaister

But Mummy does not want to go quietly into that good night of women with sensible haircuts who 'live for their children' and stand in the playground trying to trump each other with their offspring's extracurricular activities and achievements, and boasting about their latest holidays.
Instead, she clutches a large glass of wine, muttering "FML" over and over again. Until she remembers the gem of an idea she's had ...