Klutz: Phoenix Down (But Did You Die? #1)
Sedona Ashe
After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.
I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.
And when I come back, I’m naked. Every Dang Time.
After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.
I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster.
Yes, they’re hot, now is not the time to do something about that.
The five sexy jaguar shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…
…Could they be looking for me?
It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it’s nothing compared to how they have treated me.
And the worst part?
It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed.
I can’t wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them…
Was the Amazon always this hot?
"But Did You Die" is a comedy filled, bully, reverse harem, paranormal romance series that includes shifters, a mysterious underground society, and a sexy, yet incredibly clumsy Phoenix. This novel is the first in a new series that will packed with humor, adventure, and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!
**Due to the steamy 'sexy time' scenes, this is an 18+ book. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and ‘collects’ her soulmates along the way! The series will have a HEA…it will just take a little while to get there!**
Tagged as:
- reverse harem 10
- paranormal 9
- shapeshifters 8
- fated mates 8
- fantasy 7
- funny 7
- dual pov 7
- first person pov 6
- cruel hero/bully 6
- poly (3+ people) 5
- height difference 5
- cheerful/happy heroine 5
- contemporary 4
- military 4
- enemies to lovers 3
- survival 3
- tortured heroine 3
- gifted/super-heroine 3
- alpha male 3
- angst 2
- magic 2
- werewolves 2
- m-f romance 2
- grumpy & sunshine 2
- forced proximity 2
- mfm 2
- dangerous heroine 2
- non-human heroine 2
- new adult 1
- monsters 1
- caretaking 1
- forbidden love 1
- insta-love 1
- slow burn 1
- breeding 1
- exhibitionism 1
- praise kink 1
- primal/chase play 1
- menage 1
- abduction 1
- betrayal 1
- disabilities & scars 1
- found family 1
- sassy heroine 1
- sweet/gentle heroine 1
- shy heroine 1
- take-charge heroine 1
- bad boys 1
- grumpy/cold hero 1
- possessive hero 1
- rich hero 1
- tortured hero 1
- sweet/gentle hero 1
- non-human hero 1
- virgin hero 1
- bodyguard/protector hero 1
- ceo/tycoon hero 1
- fighter hero 1
- men in uniform 1
- male pov 1
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- geography
- south america 4
- brazil 2
- north america 1
- usa 1
- content warnings
- misogyny 2
- slut shaming 2
- suicide / ideation 2
- torture of mcs 2
- abuse between mcs 2
- death / grief 2
- graphic violence 1
- human trafficking 1
- body betrayal 1
- mental trauma 1
- victim blaming 1
- torture of side characters 1
- past abuse 1
- past child neglect 1
- abuse 1
- third party abuse 1
- past child abuse 1
- substance abuse 1
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