C*cky Neighbor
Fettucine Holliday

This is a totally great comedy erotica story that in no way infringes on a certain word, no sirree, not at all.
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Quotes:
“I’m Jettt with three Ts, because there was a copyright dispute over the name Jett with two Ts. No roommates here, expected or otherwise. I live by myself.”
"Everything about Jettt screams overconfident male, from the cheap body spray that lingers in his living room to his complete lack of hygiene or standards. This apartment yells with stiff turgidity. It’s enough to make my femme fatale go squish squish."
"Jettt kisses me like an old man sucks pudding off a spoon: eagerly, and with an unnecessary amount of teeth."