First Comes Revenge

Penelope Bloom


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Explicit open door [?] · 23 ratings · 294 pages · Published: 14 Oct 2023

First Comes Revenge by Penelope Bloom
USA Today and Amazon Charts bestselling author Penelope Bloom returns with a new laugh-out-loud rom-com about getting revenge on the world’s worst ex in hilariously satisfying fashion. Steamy, heart-melting, and capped off with a swoon-worthy groveling apology you won’t forget.

I can't tell you what my ex did to deserve this, but here's what I can tell you.
I'm the last girl anyone would expect to engage in an angry revenge plot.
I'm just sweet little Charli McBride, the one who never stops giving second chances.

But Vaughn, my ex, crossed so many lines he would've failed a pre-k coloring test.
He marched straight past normal, crappy ex behavior and went directly to mustache twirling evil villain territory.
And he can't even grow a freaking mustache!

So, yes. I may have rolled out an actual whiteboard and filled it top to bottom with serial-killer worthy revenge schemes. He deserves everything coming his way, though. Trust me. Petty, hilarious, humiliating . . . it's all fair game. But nothing feels quite right until the perfect opportunity strides into my life.

Enter Jameson Wolfe, My ex's most bitter business rival. He’s obnoxiously hot, successful, a notorious playboy, and absolutely not my type. But all that matters is he wants back at my ex as much as I do, and we hatch the perfect plan to do exactly that.

We’ll pretend to date.

Our fakelationship will end with a grand crescendo. . . me in a sensibly scandalous costume at the company Halloween mixer, arm and arm with the man my ex hates most in the world.

But with every perfectly crazy fake date, every simple touch between us feeling like fireworks, and all the signs that he’s way more than the playboy I thought, I’m starting to worry . . . because I’m doing the one thing I absolutely swore I wouldn’t.

I’m falling for Jameson Wolfe.
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