All I Want For Christmas is Utahraptor

This big-city hottie is home for the holidays... but will she rekindle romance with her high-school dino flame?

In the snow-dusted streets of her hometown, Holly Grant, a dazzling figure from the glittering world of high society, finds herself at a crossroads. Trapped in a loveless relationship with the wealthy yet unfeeling Thad, her heart longs for an escape. As Christmas bells chime and families gather, Holly's perfectly manicured life is on the verge of unraveling in the most unexpected way.

Enter Rocky, a breathtakingly majestic Utahraptor, who once set Holly's world ablaze with forbidden passion. Their paths cross again, reawakening a whirlwind romance that defies not only the laws of nature but also the conservative norms of Holly's Mormon community. As the festive lights twinkle, Holly is torn between the life she's always known and the wild, untamed love she never forgot.

Amidst the scandalous whispers and shocked stares, their reunion ignites a fiery debate between desire and decorum. Will Holly choose the safety of her gilded cage, or will she surrender to the primal call of a love that once set her soul on fire? This holiday season, witness a love story that is as passionate as it is controversial, as Holly grapples with the deepest desires of her heart.From the passionate pen of Lola Faust, author of Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer and Triceratops and Bottoms.

"Another true delight by Lola." --Ladybreww"I’m enraptured by this raptor love story." --Smuttybookreviews"While the reading experience was 5-stars of full-on snort laughs, the content is.... exactly what you expect. Thankfully, there were no arms being eaten in this one, so extra points for that." --KayHReaders and critics go wild for Lola Faust's dinosaur "A whole world of erotic novels where humans and dinosaurs are f******, and it's so rad."-Devendra BanhartI read this after getting it recommended on TikTok- my first mistake. –Henriette WeidemannThis plot was wild… Honestly, it was a super fun read. Fast-paced and SO imaginative. -Amanda

This neo-transcendentalist work of post-industrial inter-species romance starts off with a bang… it’s silly, it’s fun, and it takes itself exactly the right amount of seriously. -Mike

Some of the most cursed stuff I have read? Sign me up! Anything you could ever want from a dinosaur romance and then more. I was both horrified and amused the whole time. 10 out of 10 would read again. Lola Faust, I am obsessed with your mind. -Nicole Zimmerman

Is it a highbrow piece of literature? No. -Ashton Sellers

Well written and absolutely bonkers in the best way possible. –SydnieThis may be the most insane reading experience I've had but I'm craving so much more? -Amna

Reading parts of it to my husband was certainly a highlight -Kaitlin

10/10, much needed serotonins. -Summer

What an absolute beaut of a read. –Karen

I cannot believe someone actually WROTE this -Katherine

Absolutamente horroroso -Lily

The most loving 1 star review I can ever hope to conjure; the pinnacle of Allosaur-centric love affairs. -Jacob, Bog Wretch

I don't know that I'll be able to look at a Triceratops the same way. --BobbijoreadsDo I question my sanity? Yes. Did I laugh myself into tears? Also, yes. Do I regret it? No. --Jennifer Colvinok, maybe you just need to read it for yourself. There, I said it. Go and read it.