Hut and Bothered
Roz Alexander
“You’ll meet your one true love in a hut.”
Yeah, right. Thanks for nothing, #girlboss fortune-teller!
Not that I’m trying to meet my One True Love—whatever that means—any time soon.
Definitely not when I’m still proving to the other vets that I can do more than pet the clients.
Or while I’m moving back in with the grandparents to prevent my loser older sister from putting them in a home.
Plus, it’s not like I’m lonely. I spend basically every free minute with Maddy, like I have since we were kids.
So, why can’t I stop thinking about that ridiculous fortune??
Maybe if I prove that #HoroscopeHottie wrong, I’ll stop thinking about it all the time. Now I just need a hut and lots of cuties walking through it. Like a speed-dating sukkah.
Thank god Maddy’s a carpenter and is always down to help with my schemes…which is probably why everyone thinks she’s in love with me.
What. Ever. Like two bisexual women can’t just be friends?
Though she does look really good in coveralls…
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