The Foot Doctor and My Bottom: A Sweet, Modest Sophomore’s Unexpected Medical Humiliation (Sleazy Men...and My Bottom #1)

A well-rounded new series from the naughty pen of Cummings! Sleazy Men…and My Bottom!

Disclaimer : It’s not just sleazy men who have a preference or even an obsession with women’s behinds. Refer to nearly any poll out there, and you’ll see that most men (and even a fair amount of women) are pretty darned obsessed with a lovely lady’s soft, warm, and deliciously round mounds filling out the back of her jeans—along with all the nifty cracks, creases, and crinkles that go along with those mouthwatering protrusions.

Well, who can blame them? Bottoms, behinds, butts, buns, bums, booties—whatever you choose to call ‘em, they sure are a lot of fun to hold and behold. Firm or soft. Big or small. Young or old. Pink or bronzed. In the end, there’s something for everyone!

But whereas most butt aficionados are content to simply ogle the swaying, canting cheeks of a woman on the street, goose a bit of curviness in an elevator, and perhaps play with the tushy of a wife or girlfriend, some of the more shall we say, ambitious individuals out there really succumb to their obsession and, through trickery and cunning, wind up with handfuls of softness that, technically, they’re not really “authorized” to enjoy!

Oh, well, the bottom line is that female rear ends are brimming with yumminess, and whether their owners realize it or not, those southern attractions just might enjoy a bit of extra, albeit dirty-minded, attention if only these owners could “see the light” and allow their sexy bums to see the light, too. The light of day!

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Goody-goody college sophomore Kathy Phillips sure is grateful that her classmate Jared Wilbur was willing to drive her to her appointment with a dermatologist after her brother got held up at work and couldn’t take her. The bottom of her foot has been hurting so bad that she can barely walk on it, so she can’t thank her school’s handsome star football player enough for his generosity.

In fact, his willingness is more than generous because taking her will leave him with barely enough time afterward for him and some friends to make it to a nearby NFL playoff game he’s been dying to see.

Kathy prays that her appointment won't run too long and cause him to be late.

But as soon as they go inside the clinic, one unfortunate incident after another begins heading her way.

For starters, as there are no seats left in the waiting room, Jared decides to go into the exam room with her. That's awkward in itself.

But then, things go way beyond awkward when the podiatrist, Gordon Trainor, discovers faint lines running up the back of her leg from her heel to…who knows where?

Oh, dear, that means Kathy is going to have to undress completely so Gordon can determine if those worrisome lines have reached her nether regions!

Oh, but Kathy is so modest and innocent!

And Gordon needs Jared to stay in the room to act as a chaperone!

And podiatrists never need exam gowns, so all Kathy gets is a two-foot paper drape that covers practically nothing!

And Gordon is very thorough!

And then, oh dear, Jared realizes that the exam is taking so long that his friends are leaving for the playoff game without him!

And that leaves Kathy so distraught that she'd do anything to make it up to Jared—even if it went against everything her God-fearing Christian upbringing taught her!