No, You Hang Up
A.J. Merlin
It was just a joke.
Just A prank call.
After surviving a miserable week with my family, I needed something to lift my spirits. My two best friends thought a late-night movie binge—one of those stupid, loud ones we used to have as teenagers—was the answer. Reluctantly, they talk me into revisiting our old prank call habit. After all, what could possibly go wrong?
It’s all fun… until it isn’t.
It’s all harmless… until it isn’t.
The moment he picks up, I know something’s off. He doesn’t just play along—he seems to know exactly what we’re doing. Before he hangs up, he promises me he’ll give me what I’m looking for. He says I want attention, and he knows just what kind.
When my friends leave, I should be alone.
But I’m not.
And now, I know: prank calls have consequences.
No, You Hang Up is a standalone, MF dark romance. It is extremely dark, with many themes and ‘games’ many readers may not enjoy. It does contain a Happily Ever After and does not end on a cliffhanger.
Tagged as:
- contemporary 16
- m-f romance 16
- dark romance 14
- somnophilia 12
- horror 11
- primal/chase play 11
- spanking 11
- possessive hero 11
- suspense 10
- sassy heroine 10
- tortured heroine 9
- masc-dom 9
- white collar heroine 8
- praise kink 8
- bad boys 8
- funny 7
- bdsm 7
- bondage 7
- breeding 6
- age gap 6
- alpha male 6
- forced proximity 5
- consensual non-consent 5
- fetish 5
- working class hero 4
- new adult 3
- cruel hero/bully 3
- other man/woman 2
- grumpy/cold hero 2
- sunny/happy hero 1
- competent heroine 1
- abduction 1
- Add topics
- content warnings
- dubious consent 11
- non-consent between mcs 11
- past child abuse 10
- death / grief 8
- mental trauma 7
- body betrayal 6
- past child neglect 5
- past abuse 5
- graphic violence 3
- mental illness 1
- rape 1
- abuse 1
- geography
- kentucky 12
- north america 7
- usa 6
- Format
- first person pov 9

