The Maiden and the Table

Vil N. Vile


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The Maiden and the Table by Vil N. Vile
A regency romance between a table and a maiden.

I don't know how long I've been trapped inside of this table or why it happened in the first place. I spend my days watching dust motes drift by, rats scurrying across the floor, and wishing for someone, anyone, to know I exist.

That is until Lady Rose Ward moves in. She doesn't look like she belongs in this drabby cottage that is falling down around us, but I immediately want her to stay.

When something threatens to take her away from the cottage, and away from me, I fight to free myself from my wooden prison.

But exactly how does one explain to a proper young woman they're a man from inside her table?

The Maiden and the Table is a sentient object, regency romance. This spicy tale will take you on a hilarious and sometimes emotional journey. Please read the author's note for content warnings.
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