The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me
Santana Knox
Rated: 3.91 of 5 stars
3.91
· Steam/Spice level: 5 of 5
Explicit and plentiful [?]
· 16 ratings · 78 pages · Published: 30 Sep 2025
From the best-selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom-com, feel-good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places.
I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINEI’ve given her dirt
She's given me much more
Than I ever deserved.
I’m begging her sweetly
I’m down on my knees
Oh, please,
KILL FOR ME
TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman’s The Little Shop of Horrors
Fated soulmates
Plant biologist & witch
Sentient plant as an attack dog
Men as fertilizer
Bone soup
Why would a man be there?
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- independent heroine 1
- sweet/gentle heroine 1
- competent heroine 1
- rich heroine 1
- working class heroine 1
- praise kink 1
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- audiobook
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