Naughty Boys Need Watching Over

When my ex-wife calls to accuse me of "corrupting" her twins, I almost hang up—until the punch line.

She caught them… together.

And threw them out.

I've honored her wishes and stayed away since the divorce, but I'm done pretending I don't miss the sweet angel and naughty brat who used to call me "Daddy."

There's nothing I'd like more than to bring them under my roof now that they're grown, where I can keep them both safe, cared for...

And free to love each other however they want.

There's just one house rule.

I get to watch.