The Awkward Agenda
Beth Morton
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Explicit open door [?]
· 1 ratings · 334 pages · Published: 01 Mar 2026
“I guess it’s too late for me to have my awkward phase. It would be funny, but not exactly professional, if my pants split open during a customer meeting.”
“I mean—that’s only one example. We could recreate a few awkward experiences—if you wanted to.”
Cali Barton is sick of playing a background character in her own life. Her plan to rock the world at her new job falls flat after she overhears her co-workers gossiping about her for being standoffish and her boss decides to coach her on her “approachability.”
Enter Simon Goldberg, her upstairs neighbor. While Cali spent her childhood flying under the radar, Simon’s Tourette syndrome taught him to roll with the punches. Simon believed he had made peace with his diagnosis. But when the company publishing his graphic novel wants him to go on tour to promote his work, Simon is panicked at the prospect. Television appearances? He'll either make a fool of himself or become, ewww, an “inspiring story.”
When Simon comes across Cali, he offers to help her break out of her comfort zone by taking her on a tour of the kind of awkward experiences she’s avoided. Helping her makes him realize just how closed off his own life has become, and having someone to laugh with makes opening up far easier.
In the whirl of their adventures, they learn to see themselves, and each other, for who they really are. But trusting themselves doesn’t come easy, and letting go is the hardest trick of all.
The Awkward Agenda is an open-door romance featuring friends-to-lovers, pirate cosplay, and found family.
TRIGGER WARNINGS
Mental health issues (anxiety, bipolar disorder)
Neurodivergence (Tourette syndrome)
Internalized ableism
Character suicide (referenced)
Parent death (referenced)
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