Stuffed By The Orc
Viva Wilder
Instead, she drunkenly opens a cursed advent calendar and accidentally summons Bharz, a massive, green, extremely confused orc warrior, straight into her apartment.
The calendar says he’s stuck here for twelve days, until Christmas Eve.
There are rules.
Magical ones.
Like “no consummating the bond.”
Which is unfortunate, because Bharz keeps walking around shirtless, calling her “little mate,” and growling when the delivery guy gets too close.
And Eva’s starting to think the advent calendar wants her stuffed like a stocking before midnight mass.
And Bharz?
He’s very good at finding loopholes.
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