Oh No, My Stalker Is Cute! (Criminally Captivated #3)
Storm Sterling
Rated: 4.75 of 5 stars
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Behind closed doors [?]
· 4 ratings · 208 pages · Published: 25 Nov 2025
Not that he knows that, of course, because that would be parasocial and creepy and weird.
Which I am not. I’m cute, obsessive, and starstruck - especially when Archie’s uncle shows up to offer me the deal of the lifetime. Let him kidnap me, and I’ll get to meet Archie in the flesh.
Nevermind that I’ve never been able to work up the courage to approach the object of my affections at any of his many public appearances. And nevermind the fact that I have no clue what to do with the man when he's finally right in front of me.
All that matters is that I'm here, and Archie...
Archie's been...
Stalking me back?
Oh No, My Stalker Is Cute! is a closed-door dark romantic comedy with mutual stalking, a marriage of questionable convenience, and a whole lot of hilarity. Reader expectations are located after the title page and are highly recommended for the best reader experience.
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- funny 2
- contemporary 1
- new adult 1
- m-f romance 1
- height difference 1
- caretaking 1
- insta-love 1
- marriage of convenience 1
- abduction 1
- found family 1
- cheerful/happy heroine 1
- shy heroine 1
- sweet/gentle heroine 1
- rich heroine 1
- tall heroine 1
- famous heroine 1
- bad boys 1
- possessive hero 1
- sunny/happy hero 1
- sweet/gentle hero 1
- rich hero 1
- short king 1
- Add topics
- content warnings
- mental illness 1
- torture of side characters 1
- Format
- dual pov 1
- first person pov 1
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The 'Criminally Captivated' series
4.25 · 18 ratings
sweet-hero · m-f · contemporary · height-difference · humor · cheerful heroine · length-short · bad boys · found-family · grumpy sunshine · slow burn · abduction · sassy heroine · mental illness · sweet heroine · new adult · first-person-pov · caretaking · insta-love · bodyguard-hero
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