Can’t Hardly Orc

Kala Aster, Milly Taiden


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He’s hired to keep me alive.
Not to ruin my life. Not to break me in half backstage.

Oops.


Thor Stonejaw is six-foot-ridiculous with green skin, war scars, and zero chill.
He’s ex-military. He glares like it’s a weapon.
And thanks to a very glittery stalker, he’s now stuck to me like tactical duct tape.

The problem?
I like to tease him.
I like to brat.
And I reallllly like what’s under that armor.

He says I’m reckless.
I say he growls when I sing in the shower.
He says he doesn’t do softness.
I say... liar.

But when someone breaks into my hotel room with a love letter and a knife?
Thor snaps. And the man I thought was all control?
He claims me like I’m his battlefield.

I was supposed to sing my encore.
But I’m ready to scream his name instead.


Read on for orc obsession, forced proximity, backstage claiming, enemies with benefits, and an ex-military orc who guards her body — with his own. HEA Guaranteed!
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