Vampires Totally Suck (The Trinity of Blood Saga #2)
C. Rochelle
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· 3 ratings · Published: 01 Feb 2026
1985
You might think I put in my application at Sizzling Discourse for the employee discount on fishnets, studded wristbands, and pitch-black lipstick… and you would be right.
You also might think I took the job because the two guys who work here are totally hot.
But you’d be dead wrong.
Yeah, Damon looks the part—all tall, dark and broody, with skin so pale and lips so red, you’d swear he was a teen vampire—but it’s obviously an act to lure in customers.
And then there’s Max. He’s friendly, always smiling, and dresses like a major fashion victim. Like, who wears straw fedoras and Hawaiian shirts in a goth store?
I know this is California, but read the room, loser.
Whatever. I have bigger things to worry about than two wannabes. My psycho ex-bestie is stalking me, which is hella weird considering she’s supposedly “flourishing” after passing off my talent as her own…
Seriously, what is her damage?
When things take a turn with the guys, long-buried secrets come to light, and suddenly, I no longer want to go down without a fight.
Whoever thinks they can mess with what’s mine can bite me.
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IF YOU LOVE (full list of Content/Triggers coming to the author's website soon):
• Vampire romance
• 1980s mall vibes
• Polyam MMF with an established MM couple
• A snarky Valley Girl turned goth heroine
• A Hawaiian print-wearing sunshine vampire who’s filthy in bed
• A broody boy vampire who’s totally emo
• Pretty girls (and boys) who love makeup
• “I bit her/him so they’re mine”
• Repeated defiling of the satin lining of various coffins
• P*ssy worship and DVP with pierced equipment
• Murd3r as a love language
• Sweary dialogue & dark humor mixed with k!nk & big feels (per usual)
Then take an epic journey with Damon, Max, and Star in Vampires Totally Suck!
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Vampires Totally Suck is part two in the Trinity of Blood vampire romance MM to MMF saga. There will be three time jumps (1885, 1985, and present day) for these immortal characters as they follow their fate and face the demons on their trail.
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The 'The Trinity of Blood Saga' series
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paranormal · fated-mates · fantasy · poly · m-m · bisexual · queer · m-m-f · historical · age difference · vampires
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