The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Series by Cynthia St. Aubin

It isn’t every day a sexy demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt’s couch and informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love. Just when Matilda convinces herself she’s not hallucinating, in walks a Vegas hit man with a big gun and a bigger threat: pay back the million dollars she owes a notorious casino mogul, or wind up as fish food in Lake Mead... moreIt isn’t every day a sexy demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt’s couch and informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love. Just when Matilda convinces herself she’s not hallucinating, in walks a Vegas hit man with a big gun and a bigger threat: pay back the million dollars she owes a notorious casino mogul, or wind up as fish food in Lake Mead. Rocketing across country with a gun to her head, Matilda has a dysfunctional love-god in her laptop bag, a million dollar debt she has no knowledge of, and must convince the seductive hit man he’s snatched the wrong woman before he convinces her he might be the right man—for a night. Can Matilda stay alive long enough to keep love from becoming history? less

It isn’t every day a sexy demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt’s couch and informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love.Just when Matilda convinces herself she’s not hallucinating, in walks a Vegas hit man with a big gun and a bigger threat: pay back the million dollars she owes a notorious casino mogul, or wind up as fish food in Lake Mead... moreIt isn’t every day a sexy demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt’s couch and informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love.Just when Matilda convinces herself she’s not hallucinating, in walks a Vegas hit man with a big gun and a bigger threat: pay back the million dollars she owes a notorious casino mogul, or wind up as fish food in Lake Mead.  Rocketing across country with a gun to her head, Matilda has a dysfunctional love-god in her laptop bag, a million dollar debt she has no knowledge of, and must convince the seductive hit man he’s snatched the wrong woman before he convinces her he might be the right man—for a night. Can Matilda stay alive long enough to keep love from becoming history? Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Series Book 1: Unlovable Book 2: Unlucky Book 3: Unhoppy Book 4: Unbearable Book 5: Unassailable Book 6: Undeadly Book 7: Unexpecting  Book 8: From Hell to Breakfast - Matilda Schmidt spin-off book Book 9: Unraveled: The New Adventures of Dr. Matilda Schmidt less

Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn’t cough it up—guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod—give him one night in her bed and he’ll help her locate the missing gold... moreAccused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn’t cough it up—guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod—give him one night in her bed and he’ll help her locate the missing gold. But when Matilda’s recent one-night stand shows up with inside information about the heist she’s being framed for, she finds herself caught between a hit man and a demigod both offering to protect her—if they don’t kill each other first. If Matilda’s luck doesn’t change soon, death might be the only thing waiting for her at the end of the rainbow. less

When there's not a hop in hell... The day is going to hell in a hurry for Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt, and that's *before* a suicidal Easter bunny shows up for treatment. When pictures surface of Matilda caught in the middle of a hit man-Cupid sandwich, she lands in the oily grip of a ruthless blackmailer, whose motives are as ugly as his mustache... moreWhen there's not a hop in hell... The day is going to hell in a hurry for Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt, and that's *before* a suicidal Easter bunny shows up for treatment. When pictures surface of Matilda caught in the middle of a hit man-Cupid sandwich, she lands in the oily grip of a ruthless blackmailer, whose motives are as ugly as his mustache. Now Matilda must betray the trust of someone who cares for her to meet the blackmailer's demands, or she can kiss her reputation, her practice, and even her freedom goodbye. But blackmail is only the beginning when the immortal mystery-client brought to her couch by a seductive demigod causes Matilda to fling caution—along with her panties—to the wind. Hunted by two jealous goddesses who would gladly use her intestines to lace up their strappy sandals—and with her full-time hit man sometimes lover nowhere to be found—Matilda will have to save herself, or the world will be up River Styx without a paddle. less

When you can't grin and bear it... Paranormal Psychologist, Matilda Schmidt is sick of secrets. But when her troubled mother falls into dangerous hands, she must enlist the help of the two men who may be hiding the most: the hot-bodied demigod who's suddenly tight-lipped about his current client, and the delicious hit man who's been concealing much more than a gun in his pocket... moreWhen you can't grin and bear it... Paranormal Psychologist, Matilda Schmidt is sick of secrets. But when her troubled mother falls into dangerous hands, she must enlist the help of the two men who may be hiding the most: the hot-bodied demigod who's suddenly tight-lipped about his current client, and the delicious hit man who's been concealing much more than a gun in his pocket. Faced with the destruction of her tidy life at the paws of three rowdy werebears, and protected only by an immortal egg on the edge, Matilda will have to come riding to her own rescue, or risk a life that's anything but happily ever after. Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Series Book 1: Unlovable Book 2: Unlucky Book 3: Unhoppy Book 4: Unbearable Book 5: Unassailable Book 6: Undeadly Book 7: Unexpecting  Book 8: From Hell to Breakfast - Matilda Schmidt spin-off book Book 9: Unraveled: The New Adventures of Dr. Matilda Schmidt less

When dead men tell mo' tales... Running afoul of a pants-less ghost pirate wasn't exactly what Paranormal Psychologist, Matilda Schmidt had in mind when she took off for some R & R. Even at a quiet beach-side bungalow, Matilda can't catch a moment's peace when the restless spirits aren't the only ones haunting her bedroom... moreWhen dead men tell mo' tales... Running afoul of a pants-less ghost pirate wasn't exactly what Paranormal Psychologist, Matilda Schmidt had in mind when she took off for some R & R. Even at a quiet beach-side bungalow, Matilda can't catch a moment's peace when the restless spirits aren't the only ones haunting her bedroom. Marooned by a disappearing demigod, and seeking a solution to banish her unwelcome guests, Matilda rides shotgun with a hit man who's better at making ghosts than eliminating them. When Matilda's new-found abilities leave her feeling more psychotic than psychic, she's forced to consider an offer she doesn't want to take, but can't afford to refuse. Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Series Book 1: Unlovable Book 2: Unlucky Book 3: Unhoppy Book 4: Unbearable Book 5: Unassailable Book 6: Undeadly Book 7: Unexpecting  Book 8: From Hell to Breakfast - Matilda Schmidt spin-off book Book 9: Unraveled: The New Adventures of Dr. Matilda Schmidt less

When life sucks, and so does your next client... Halloween is just around the corner, and life is bringing Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt all tricks and no treats. Ghosts haunt her in the organic produce aisle, she's been roped into attending a costume party she'd sell her soul to avoid, and the delicious demigod who once warmed her couch is taking his clients and his attentions elsewhere... moreWhen life sucks, and so does your next client... Halloween is just around the corner, and life is bringing Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt all tricks and no treats. Ghosts haunt her in the organic produce aisle, she's been roped into attending a costume party she'd sell her soul to avoid, and the delicious demigod who once warmed her couch is taking his clients and his attentions elsewhere. But when even her lethal hit man lover fails to recognize the threat lurking in the shadows, Matilda finds herself confronted with one hell of a problem—surrender what's left of the life she knew, or face losing herself to the madness that took her mother. Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Series Book 1: Unlovable Book 2: Unlucky Book 3: Unhoppy Book 4: Unbearable Book 5: Unassailable Book 6: Undeadly Book 7: Unexpecting  Book 8: From Hell to Breakfast - Matilda Schmidt spin-off book Book 9: Unraveled: The New Adventures of Dr. Matilda Schmidt less

Dr. Matilda Schmidt is used to handling the paranormal world's most twisted cases. So when the Baba Yaga asks her to fill in for Roger the rabbit Shifter while he's in wank-flick rehab, she's more than happy to oblige. With her super mega genius seven-year-old daughter in tow, Matilda packs her bags and heads to Assjacket, where she learns that there's a rogue Hexer hanging around town, and a series of attacks has the locals worried... moreDr. Matilda Schmidt is used to handling the paranormal world's most twisted cases. So when the Baba Yaga asks her to fill in for Roger the rabbit Shifter while he's in wank-flick rehab, she's more than happy to oblige. With her super mega genius seven-year-old daughter in tow, Matilda packs her bags and heads to Assjacket, where she learns that there's a rogue Hexer hanging around town, and a series of attacks has the locals worried.When Matilda's inaugural session with Zorro the fainting goat Shifter is interrupted by a leather wearing, white-haired, amber-eyed—and really hot—stranger, she's shocked to learn that he's been transported from another realm to hunt the Hexer. Together, they'll have to uncover the real reason the Hexer has targeted Assjacket, even if it means confronting the troubling truth about Matilda's own daughter. less