So Crazy, It's Messed Up Series by Monica Bolt

All the reasons why I still hate you:. Reason #1: You’re the biggest bully ever. Reason #2: You’re the best kisser ever. Reason #3: Forget it. I can’t even say this one. Grayson Anderson is the reason why I’m holding a pregnancy test in my hands. How could I have been so stupid? The guy bullied and tormented me for years in high school. Then ten years later, I just… fall into his bed? In my defense, I was wasted. Wasted out of my mind. My brain was clearly not functioning... moreAll the reasons why I still hate you:. Reason #1: You’re the biggest bully ever. Reason #2: You’re the best kisser ever. Reason #3: Forget it. I can’t even say this one. Grayson Anderson is the reason why I’m holding a pregnancy test in my hands. How could I have been so stupid? The guy bullied and tormented me for years in high school. Then ten years later, I just… fall into his bed? In my defense, I was wasted. Wasted out of my mind. My brain was clearly not functioning. Being pregnant means that I’m tied to my sworn enemy for the rest of eternity. My fate is dependent on this stupid stick that I just peed on. So, is it going to be two lines or one? This series is so crazy, it’s messed up. Brace yourself for a whole lot of heat, a satisfying HEA, no cheating, and absolutely no cliffhangers. less

All the reasons why this is wrong:. Reason #1: I thought you were only a one-night stand. Reason #2: I didn't think that you'd show up as my professor. Reason #3: I just wasn't. .. thinking. And I should have. But I shut off the smarter half of my brain before going to that party. I saw you, and I was floored. Mesmerized. Like a little girl in a candy store. But when I wore my big girl shoes and showed up to class, you took my breath away. .. again. Because there you were. . moreAll the reasons why this is wrong:. Reason #1: I thought you were only a one-night stand. Reason #2: I didn't think that you'd show up as my professor. Reason #3: I just wasn't. .. thinking. And I should have. But I shut off the smarter half of my brain before going to that party. I saw you, and I was floored. Mesmerized. Like a little girl in a candy store. But when I wore my big girl shoes and showed up to class, you took my breath away. .. again. Because there you were. .. with your big bulging biceps and those nerdy glasses. Staring me down like you were going to punish me for being late. Did you know that I was your student when you held me in your arms? Did you know that I could get pregnant and you could lose your job if this secret were to come out? This series is so crazy, it’s messed up. Brace yourself for a whole lot of heat, a satisfying HEA, no cheating, and absolutely no cliffhangers. less