Elven Harlotry Series by Serena Silverlake

So you want to hear a story? A tale of lovely wenches and fearsome monsters? Of the unmatched depravity of lusty elves? Take a seat by the fire, grab a pint, and let me tell you the chronicle of Katyrynne De Nallare. Now, keep your hands to yourself while I recount the story... Ha! Just kidding, go right ahead. Hey, can someone help me out of these pants?- Dumpling, goblin bardKaty’s life as the village healer is just how she likes it; quiet and predictable... moreSo you want to hear a story? A tale of lovely wenches and fearsome monsters? Of the unmatched depravity of lusty elves? Take a seat by the fire, grab a pint, and let me tell you the chronicle of Katyrynne De Nallare. Now, keep your hands to yourself while I recount the story... Ha! Just kidding, go right ahead. Hey, can someone help me out of these pants?- Dumpling, goblin bardKaty’s life as the village healer is just how she likes it; quiet and predictable. Sure it gets lonely sometimes, but who would want to be with a girl with a missing hand, anyway? All that changes, however, when a strange, lovely woman with pointed ears and battle armor named Hannaeh washes up half-dead in the bay. Hannaeh is confident, seductive, and gods above, as horny as a cat in heat. There’s something about her that makes Katy want to drop to her knees and obey, whether that means crawling between Hannaeh’s legs, or pleasuring any of the men the elf ensnares with her charms. Being with Hannaeh makes Katy feel wanton, desired, and powerful.But even as Katy explores the newfound spark of her sensual awakening, dark forces begin to stir. When a friend goes missing, the two women must take matters into their own hands to save her. Provided they don’t get too distracted along the way. less

“Katy and Hannaeh were in love, even if they couldn’t yet admit it. It was a deep love, the kind that you sing songs and write stories about. A love of intertwined limbs, pressed lips, goosebumps, and butterflies. A love that required proper stretching, to avoid muscle cramps. A love so passionately messy that towels were required to not ruin the furniture. A love that... damn, I got myself all worked up... more“Katy and Hannaeh were in love, even if they couldn’t yet admit it. It was a deep love, the kind that you sing songs and write stories about. A love of intertwined limbs, pressed lips, goosebumps, and butterflies. A love that required proper stretching, to avoid muscle cramps. A love so passionately messy that towels were required to not ruin the furniture. A love that... damn, I got myself all worked up. What was I talking about again?”- Dumpling, goblin bardKaty might have defeated the monster and got the girl, but with a strange new golden hand and an unsettling voice in her head, her problems are just beginning. Malevolent creatures are crawling out of the woods, and to her surprise, the townsfolk are turning to her to do something about it.It’s hard for Katy to focus on saving her village with Hannaeh constantly trying to get into her pants. Not that Katy minds the gorgeous elf’s attention- Hannaeh kindled Katy’s heart the day she washed ashore, and now the shy healer can't suppress the shameless, lustful glow with which she burns. It just feels too good to want and to be wanted.Still, lots of steamy, raunchy lovemaking isn’t going to help Katy vanquish monsters, investigate evil witches, or negotiate with the local tribe of orcs... unless it is? With Hannaeh at her side, Katy is starting to realize just how formidable her newfound sensuality can be. That is, until a visitor from Hannaeh’s past threatens to upend the romance budding between Katy and her elven paramour. Even worse, how is Dumpling going to finish the story when a surprise attack endangers her secret mission? less

You want some tail, do you? Well, to be honest, it’s been a few days and I could go for a roll in the hay myself. Just let me get the lube and- oh wait, you meant tale, as in you want the end of the story? Ok fine, sure. But look... maybe we can still bang afterward, yeah?- Dumpling, goblin bardKaty’s pretty sure she’s found the girl of her dreams; Hannaeh is brave, beautiful, pointy-eared, and totally depraved in bed (well, out of it, too)... moreYou want some tail, do you? Well, to be honest, it’s been a few days and I could go for a roll in the hay myself. Just let me get the lube and- oh wait, you meant tale, as in you want the end of the story? Ok fine, sure. But look... maybe we can still bang afterward, yeah?- Dumpling, goblin bardKaty’s pretty sure she’s found the girl of her dreams; Hannaeh is brave, beautiful, pointy-eared, and totally depraved in bed (well, out of it, too).Alas, fate doesn’t seem to care that Katy just wants to sigh her way towards ecstasy upon her lover’s lips. Evil forces threaten to sweep away the idyllic holdfast Katy calls home, and it’s fallen to Katy and her friends to do something about it.With malevolent witches, horrifying monsters, haunted cities, and- worst of all- Hannaeh’s mother, (whose grand plans for her daughter don’t involve a certain raven-haired human healer sitting on Hannaeh’s pretty face), Katy’s got a lot on her plate.Following Hannaeh’s example, Katy figures that it might be time to start solving problems the elvish way; using her brains, beauty, and body in order to defeat the evil, inspire her people, and enjoy a little fun along the way. Having a girlfriend who’s really good with a sword doesn’t hurt either. Meanwhile, Dumpling notices some suspicious parallels between her story and her current mission in the Sunlands. Can she rescue her friends from the sultan’s harem, or will an evil, legendary, witch give the tale an unhappy ending? less