Lepyrs of Sylvylen Prime Series by Jeanette Lynn

I've been kidnapped from Earth and then dumped on a space pancake filled with crazy critters, crewed by alien space-bunny people who are of two different minds about what to do with meYeah, that about summed it all up, more or less.The longer version...They call themselves Lepyrs. They once hailed from a planet called Sylvylen Prime. That was before their homeworld was destroyed and they found themselves stumbling upon the big blue human-filled planet they now orbited... moreI've been kidnapped from Earth and then dumped on a space pancake filled with crazy critters, crewed by alien space-bunny people who are of two different minds about what to do with meYeah, that about summed it all up, more or less.The longer version...They call themselves Lepyrs. They once hailed from a planet called Sylvylen Prime. That was before their homeworld was destroyed and they found themselves stumbling upon the big blue human-filled planet they now orbited. It went from a typical but crappy dysfunctional family holiday, complete with family drama and shouting matches, forced egg decorating, and an awkward meet and greet with little bro's new girl, to the wild ride of a lifetime. The catch?One of the alien men full of not-so-floppy-ears and hoppity looks thinks they should just wipe any memory of my time aboard their ship from my mind and be done with me, ship me back to Earth and forget any of this ever happened; while the other, well-meaning as he may think he is by it, believes I'd make a fine match for the perpetual grump outranking him.Sparks fly, taking chunks of fur and a few handfuls of jellybean projectiles and chocolate-covered marshmallow eggs with it. The oddness of the history behind the "Easter bunny "unfolds in this science fiction fantasy romance, full of kooky critters, a fluffy furred crew, and a certain hop-along Lepyr with a penchant for a certain curvy, sassy Earth woman that looks too cute for her own good even when she's glaring at him. less

Sequel/extended epilogue to Easter Bunnies Are Aliens (exclusive to Jeanette Lynn's Newsletter subscribers)

My girlfriend is out of this world.I can't say I've ever thought I'd be thinking about that in a literal sense instead of figuratively.OswaldI knew from the start she was different, unsure of what that meant for us. At first. It was love at first Sci fi flick chucked at my head.Okay, so maybe our kismet run-in wasn't instalove, but you could say we got off to a nose smashing start. Heh.Either way, it didn't take me very long to realize she was the one for me... moreMy girlfriend is out of this world.I can't say I've ever thought I'd be thinking about that in a literal sense instead of figuratively.OswaldI knew from the start she was different, unsure of what that meant for us. At first. It was love at first Sci fi flick chucked at my head.Okay, so maybe our kismet run-in wasn't instalove, but you could say we got off to a nose smashing start. Heh.Either way, it didn't take me very long to realize she was the one for me.Now that my commitment-phobic bum is all in and things are really starting to come together, I've just got to get her to tell me whatever it is it feels like she's not telling me.RossehmarI've found the male I'm meant to spend the rest of my days with in a Blue Planter of Earth. To say it surprised me is laughable, but I care for my Ozzy, deeply. I would do anything for my human. Even, uh, *cough*, remove any obstacles that may present themselves and risk our love.There's absolutely nothing in this galaxy or the next that could keep me from my one.Except, maybe, the truth of the lengths I'd go to in securing our future... less

Everyone's turning up mated, finding their happily crazypants ever after.It's all babies and happiness and sneaking off to dark corners of the ship to- *cough*Everyone is settling in but Skuht.It's a conspiracy!And the Coniculepyr's fellow crewmates are starting to take note of his discontent.It doesn't take long before Skuht's Deventinor family decides taking matters into their own hands to get things moving along isn't really the worst idea they've ever had... moreEveryone's turning up mated, finding their happily crazypants ever after.It's all babies and happiness and sneaking off to dark corners of the ship to- *cough*Everyone is settling in but Skuht.It's a conspiracy!And the Coniculepyr's fellow crewmates are starting to take note of his discontent.It doesn't take long before Skuht's Deventinor family decides taking matters into their own hands to get things moving along isn't really the worst idea they've ever had.A bit of well-meaning human date acquiring goes awry, some unintentional maiming of the pillow thwacking variety, identity confusion, a brooble party like no other, Project Find Skuht His Other B*tt Cheek is off to a hairy start.And with a not quite so enthused Coniculepyr scratching his head at the people he loves dearly for their harebrained scheming, it only gets kookier from there. less