The Fatkini Chronicles Series by Monica Ross

THICK AS A BRICK is a story of desire and denial. It’s about friend-zoning someone, even when you wanna jump his bones. Because he calls you perfect, but you know he’s a threat to your heart. Tattoos, boyish charm, a million-dollar bank balance, and a faulty filter between his brain and his mouth? That’s romance author, Drew Katterman. Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and a painful case of self-consciousness? That’s me, up-and-coming audiobook narrator, Zelda Gordon... moreTHICK AS A BRICK is a story of desire and denial. It’s about friend-zoning someone, even when you wanna jump his bones. Because he calls you perfect, but you know he’s a threat to your heart. Tattoos, boyish charm, a million-dollar bank balance, and a faulty filter between his brain and his mouth? That’s romance author, Drew Katterman. Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and a painful case of self-consciousness? That’s me, up-and-coming audiobook narrator, Zelda Gordon. Drew’s fans call him brilliant. His detractors call him a playboy. My reviewers call me talented. My enemies call me opportunistic. Drew? He calls me perfect. And I call him a threat to my heart because he’s flirtatious, fun, and rich. He also has a gorgeous girlfriend, and I want only a professional relationship with him to prove my detractors wrong. Right? So why do his sexy smile and kind words inspire ideas that have nothing to do with a microphone and a manuscript? My competitors may be wrong about me sleeping my way to success, but they’re correct about one thing: I’m in this business to succeed. Screwing with Drew Katterman can only break my heart and prove the competition right. NOTE: Thick as a Brick hits a two on the spice-o-meter, but the rest of the series is a hot level four. This means if you're offended by four-letter words and people enjoying sex, this isn't the series for you. less

Love isn't one-size-fits-all. Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and long legs. That's me, Zelda Gordon. The world calls me plus-sized. My parents call me voluptuous. My ex-boyfriend Tristan? He called me an embarrassment, so I kicked him outta my house and outta my life. But the damage was done and my confidence crawled into the gutter with him. Until two of the sexiest, sweetest guys I've ever met lifted me up... moreLove isn't one-size-fits-all. Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and long legs. That's me, Zelda Gordon. The world calls me plus-sized. My parents call me voluptuous. My ex-boyfriend Tristan? He called me an embarrassment, so I kicked him outta my house and outta my life. But the damage was done and my confidence crawled into the gutter with him. Until two of the sexiest, sweetest guys I've ever met lifted me up. Drew and Aithan call me a Valkyrie, they call me beautiful, and they love me just the way I am. And you know what? I think I can love myself, too. Unless jealousy rears its ugly head and murders our happiness just as it's taking shape. Because an ex's spite is more dangerous than my curves. The Fatkini Chronicles are for fans of Emily Rath, Meghan Quinn, and Olivia Dade. If you find cussing offensive, if you skip past the sex scenes, or if the idea of multiple love interests makes you clutch your pearls (not in a good way), these ain’t the books for you. But if you love a spicy romance with a plus-size heroine and two cinnamon roll heroes, then this series is calling your name. less

THE SKINNY weaves humor with heart, sensuality with self-discovery. It’s about learning to shut up that a-hole critic living inside your head, and looking beyond the mirror. Because how can you see your way to happiness when you can’t even see yourself? Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and long legs. That’s still me, Zelda Gordon. The world still calls me plus-sized. My parents still call me voluptuous. Drew and Aithan? They call me sexy, beautiful … and blind... moreTHE SKINNY weaves humor with heart, sensuality with self-discovery. It’s about learning to shut up that a-hole critic living inside your head, and looking beyond the mirror. Because how can you see your way to happiness when you can’t even see yourself? Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and long legs. That’s still me, Zelda Gordon. The world still calls me plus-sized. My parents still call me voluptuous. Drew and Aithan? They call me sexy, beautiful … and blind. Why blind? Because I can’t see myself clearly when I put on that fatkini and look in the mirror. The woman looking back is insecure, overweight, and ugly. I may be professionally successful and loved by two — Maybe three? — hot, generous guys, but I’ve got a long way to go before my brain and my body agree. It doesn’t help that my half-sister’s screwing with my head, and my jerk ex-boyfriend keeps showing up. And that murderous monster spite? It’s still running free, and its teeth are sharper than sh*t. NOTE: If you find cussing offensive, if you skip past the sex scenes, or if the idea of multiple love interests makes you clutch your pearls (not in a good way), The Fatkini Chronicles ain’t the books for you. But, if you love curvy girl, chronic illness romance with a why choose relationship and two cinnamon roll heroes who are all about her happiness, then this series is calling your name. less

THICK AND THIN is funny, intense, and sexy. It's about falling on your face, wallowing in self-pity, then getting back up and realizing that love doesn't just endure — it evolves. Even when it’s dragged through thick and thin. Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and long legs. Hell yes, that’s me, Zelda Gordon. The world calls me plus-sized. Tobias calls me his friend. Drew and Aithan? Those sexy, loving fellas call me theirs and I call them mine... moreTHICK AND THIN is funny, intense, and sexy. It's about falling on your face, wallowing in self-pity, then getting back up and realizing that love doesn't just endure — it evolves. Even when it’s dragged through thick and thin. Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and long legs. Hell yes, that’s me, Zelda Gordon. The world calls me plus-sized. Tobias calls me his friend. Drew and Aithan? Those sexy, loving fellas call me theirs and I call them mine. When I look in the mirror, I’m starting to see the beautiful woman my guys love. We’ve finally put the murderous spite of ex-everybodies behind us and settled into a peaceful life in our new home. Or so we thought until time and stress come at me with a vengeance, malice burns Aithan where it hurts the most, and worry crashes Drew’s writing mojo into a brick wall. That monster spite may be taking a breather, but life’s dragging our love and friendships through the thick of it. NOTE: If you find cussing offensive, if you skip past the sex scenes, or if the idea of multiple love interests makes you clutch your pearls (not in a good way), The Fatkini Chronicles ain’t the books for you. But, if you love curvy girl, chronic illness romance with a why choose relationship and two cinnamon roll heroes who are all about her happiness, then this series is calling your name. less

THINLY VEILED is equally sexy and smart. It’s about making your own happiness in a world eager to find fault with you, and embracing family, even when they piss you off. Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and long legs. That’s definitely me, Zelda Gordon. I don’t care if the world calls me plus-sized, and I’ve learned to stop caring if my sister calls me flawed. Because I’m about to call those sexy, loving fellas, Drew and Aithan, my husbands... moreTHINLY VEILED is equally sexy and smart. It’s about making your own happiness in a world eager to find fault with you, and embracing family, even when they piss you off. Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and long legs. That’s definitely me, Zelda Gordon. I don’t care if the world calls me plus-sized, and I’ve learned to stop caring if my sister calls me flawed. Because I’m about to call those sexy, loving fellas, Drew and Aithan, my husbands. When I look in the mirror, I finally see the beautiful woman my men love. We’ve survived a hellish year, and we're on track for happiness. Until greed slithers from the dark corners of Drew's past, and pride tries to drive a wedge between Aithan and me. That monster, Spite, brought along its wicked cousins, Avarice and Scorn. They're crafting thinly veiled threats, but our unconventional family is ready to tear them apart. Because nothing will stand in our way. Nothing will ruin our happiness. Nothing. NOTE: If you find cussing offensive, if you skip past the sex scenes, or if the idea of multiple love interests makes you clutch your pearls (not in a good way), The Fatkini Chronicles ain’t the books for you. But, if you love curvy girl, chronic illness romance with a why choose relationship and two cinnamon roll heroes who are all about her happiness, then this series is calling your name. less

Thicker than Water is filled with humor, heat, and heart. It’s about embracing life’s surprises, even when they make you wanna puke. Because the blessings that heal our hearts often are the ones we never see coming. Plus-sized? Puh-lease. Don’t label me. That's my new mantra. I'm Zelda Mazur Katterman, and I don't care if I don’t fit society's mold. Not when Drew and Aithan, my sexy, loving husbands, have shown me what true beauty is... moreThicker than Water is filled with humor, heat, and heart. It’s about embracing life’s surprises, even when they make you wanna puke. Because the blessings that heal our hearts often are the ones we never see coming. Plus-sized? Puh-lease. Don’t label me. That's my new mantra. I'm Zelda Mazur Katterman, and I don't care if I don’t fit society's mold. Not when Drew and Aithan, my sexy, loving husbands, have shown me what true beauty is. Who cares about cultural “standards” when I have two amazing men by my side? Oh, and my reflection in the mirror? I see a woman who's conquered life, love, and even those back-stabbing Greed, Spite, and Pride. I've found my happy place, wrapped in the arms of my wonderful little family. But life has a way of dropping obstacles in our path, and this time it’s two untimely surprises that’ll change everything. For better or worse? I’ll decide that … after I stop freaking out. If you find cussing offensive, if you skip past the sex scenes, or if the idea of multiple love interests makes you clutch your pearls (not in a good way), The Fatkini Chronicles ain’t the books for you. But if you want to see a curvy girl with a chronic illness find romance and learn to love herself with the help of two cinnamon roll heroes who are all about her happiness, then this why choose series is calling your name. less