I was supposed to be a pampered concubine of an alien prince. But somehow how I ended up on a remote planet. Worse, I'm married to the wrong guy. You know what's worse than being stolen from Earth, sold to an alien pimp, and turned into the perfect concubine for a wealthy alien prince? Taking the wrong turn at a space port, landing on a colony planet in the middle of nowhere, and accidentally marrying a grouchy, mud-covered hermit who wanted a brawny wife to help with chores... moreI was supposed to be a pampered concubine of an alien prince. But somehow how I ended up on a remote planet. Worse, I'm married to the wrong guy. You know what's worse than being stolen from Earth, sold to an alien pimp, and turned into the perfect concubine for a wealthy alien prince? Taking the wrong turn at a space port, landing on a colony planet in the middle of nowhere, and accidentally marrying a grouchy, mud-covered hermit who wanted a brawny wife to help with chores. The worst part? This colony doesn't allow divorce for three months, and I can't leave without my 'husband'. I'm stuck here, living in a shack, on the side of a mountain with a guy I can't stand. Or at least I tell myself I can't stand him. less