JoAnn was excited to finally have time off from work- her human job and her fae one. Stocking up on food turned a bit more complicated than she expected when the Squash that she brought home turned out not to be edible in the way she wanted. And worse than that? He's hot.
Samuel's life is a mess. His ex is marrying his brother, his art is failing, and now he has a sentient eggplant claiming to be his lover. How can one VERY purple Duke turn his whole world around?