The Vampire's Rules (Vampire Guardians #5)
Jody Offen
The Vampire’s Rules (AKA The List):
1. No unauthorized teleporting.
2. If a human can’t do it – a human shouldn’t see it.
3. Clothing check at the door. You have allure. It can get you killed. Know it. Learn it. Wear it.
4. No roller blading in the house.
5. We have excellent hearing. The music doesn’t have to be loud enough to rattle the windows.
6. We are not allowed to own a blood bitch.
7. Don’t discuss our strengths or abilities as a supernatural in front of humans.
8. Dare can and will stake our asses to the door and use us as a knocker if we break his rules, just ask Cole.
9. There really is a dungeon. Think about that if you are ever threatened with it.
10. No question is stupid, even if I tell you it is. Do as you’re told, follow my rules, toe-the-line and I won’t have to kill you.
Signed: DARE
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