Baer Facts (The Three Baers #3)
Jocie McKade

Then he found himself in a deserted parking lot with a sword at the back of his neck.
Callenda Smith was dropped into Sentinel by the U.S. Marshal's as part of the Witness Protection Program. She is a ragin' Cajun with a fiery temper, and a sister that needs duct taped to a chair to keep her out of trouble and a Russian mob hot off her trail.
Russian mobsters, naked dancers, an overprotective ferret, and two people with very jaded hearts find themselves targeted for very different reasons. Once the dust settles, they just might find their Mayberry.