Quarentimeout:: Joy Repair (QT #1)

Staying safe while single is nearly impossible. First I was abandoned by an ex who chose to lock down with someone else.
Then the Cadillac of Vibrators I wasted my stimulus check almost killed me. Right when it was getting good, zap!
Clutching the end of my rope, I turned to the news to bore me to sleep, only to be orgasm-shamed on live tv. Somehow my replacement vibrator almost incited a nationwide walkout.
As if it wasn't hard enough to deal with all this stress, a simple knock sends me into MMA mode. During lockdown. Not cool.
"Joy Repair, ma'am."
But I didn't call you?
Your vibrator did."
Why not take a timeout?
Escape lockdown with some dirty sexy fun.
Just like our fantasies, nothing is off-limits but COVID. Virus-free. No germs swapped in the making of this book.