Mr. Absolutely Not! (The Seattle Svenssons #1)
Alina Jacobs
Rated: 3.52 of 5 stars
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· Steam/Spice level: 5 of 5
Explicit and plentiful [?]
· 44 ratings · 541 pages · Published: 06 Aug 2024
Corporate boss. Villain.
Salinger Svensson.
I step into his office. His perfect mouth twists into a sneer.
There is no heart of gold beneath that suit, just a big black pit. He’s a shark in the frothy waters of high-stakes finance.
He might be the quintessential asshole CEO, causing all in his path to quake in fear, but he’s never had to face down a basic bitch in her thirties.
I am exactly like the other girls—I adore Starbucks, greige home decor, and making snarky jokes with my bestie. I’ve even inherited a stalker from an ill-advised singles party.
Yeah, the stalker is… a problem, one I’m hoping will just go away if I ignore it.
I can’t ignore him, though.
He’s all broad shoulders and snide comments, picking apart everything about me as he circles me, going for the kill.
He would never fire me, though. There’s no fun in that. He wants me to quit, to have a mental breakdown.
Well, he can get in line behind my crazy gold-digging sister, my guilt-tripping mother, and the aforementioned stalker.
Salinger pins me with his gaze.
I brace myself, waiting for the verbal blow to come…
Instead, he says, “I need a date tonight, and unfortunately, it has to be you.”
This is a full-length, enemies-to-lovers romantic comedy, complete with smokin’ hot-but-morally gray heroes, a smidge of suspense, and of course the perfect happily ever after! Though this is intended to be a stand-alone book, it does take place after the recently completed Manhattan Svensson Brothers series.
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Tagged as:
- contemporary 7
- rich hero 7
- funny 6
- m-f romance 6
- enemies to lovers 5
- ceo/tycoon hero 5
- cruel hero/bully 5
- boss & employee 5
- grumpy & sunshine 5
- alpha male 4
- possessive hero 4
- workplace/office 4
- curvy heroine 3
- anal sex 3
- bondage 3
- spanking 3
- class difference 3
- independent heroine 3
- grumpy/cold hero 3
- sweet/gentle heroine 2
- fake relationship 2
- good grovel 1
- forced proximity 1
- Add topics
- content warnings
- animal abuse 1
- misogyny 1
- geography
- usa 2
- washington state 2
- north america 1
- Format
- Audiobook
- dual pov 5
- first person pov 4
romance tags
The 'The Seattle Svenssons' series
3.52 · 44 ratings
from hate to love · boss & employee · north-america · contemporary · audiobook · m-f · washington · dual-pov · office · grumpy sunshine · cold hero · forced proximity · humor · independent heroine · cruel hero · first-person-pov · usa · sweet heroine · explicit-plentiful · tycoon
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