Xander Barns Series by Sarah Tork

Author's note 'This book is a dark satire. It contains coarse language and includes violent and sexual scenes that may be offending. Recommended for ages 18+'. If someone were to have told me a year ago, that by the end of this year I was going to break up with Ben my boyfriend of five years and leave my family home to move to a different city to start a new life, I’d have told them they were crazy. There was no way something like that could happen. Ever! It did happen... moreAuthor's note 'This book is a dark satire. It contains coarse language and includes violent and sexual scenes that may be offending. Recommended for ages 18+'. If someone were to have told me a year ago, that by the end of this year I was going to break up with Ben my boyfriend of five years and leave my family home to move to a different city to start a new life, I’d have told them they were crazy. There was no way something like that could happen. Ever! It did happen. Twenty two year old university drop out Marisa Gellys' relaxed lifestyle takes a turn for the worse when she arrives early at Kyle Matthews’ annual Halloween Bash to find her boyfriend making out with another girl. Heartbroken she sets off to a brand new city to get away from her family who thinks she’s made the biggest mistake of her life, breaking up with Ben. For the first time in her life, Marisa’s doing everything on her own and she loves it. A brand new city, a brand (sort of) new job, and a hunky, dreamy late night customer who shows her the kinds of things he likes to do. Welcome to the ride. This year will be nothing like last year. This is not a standalone novel. Book 1 in the Xander Barns Series. less

I never said I was perfect. .. .. but damn it, I really did it this time! I fell for his ways again! And the award for dumbest girl in the world goes to. .. .. ME! Again! Twenty two year old Marisa Gellys thought the weekend of her father's 50th birthday party was going to be quick and easy. She couldn't have been more wrong. All thanks to a certain blue-eyed gorgeous. .. menace, also known as Xander Barns... moreI never said I was perfect. .. .. but damn it, I really did it this time! I fell for his ways again! And the award for dumbest girl in the world goes to. .. .. ME! Again! Twenty two year old Marisa Gellys thought the weekend of her father's 50th birthday party was going to be quick and easy. She couldn't have been more wrong. All thanks to a certain blue-eyed gorgeous. .. menace, also known as Xander Barns. Her dad's birthday would have to take a back seat, because Xander Barns has his own plans for this weekend and whether Marisa wants to or not, she's about to become a huge part of it. Because Xander Barns always gets what he wants. *Caution*. .. .Madness Ahead. This is not a stand alone novel. Book Two in the Xander Barns Series. Book three: Calling Forever (Xander Barns #3) Out now. less

This version has been revised and includes Calling Forever. **Warning: This book contains dark and crude humour. Recommended for ages 18+**. WANTED ALWAYS (BOOK 2). I never said I was perfect. .. .. but damn it, I really did it this time! I fell for his ways again! And the award for dumbest girl in the world goes to. .. .. ME! Again! Twenty two year old Marisa Gellys thought the weekend of her father's 50th birthday party was going to be quick and easy. She couldn't have been more wrong... moreThis version has been revised and includes Calling Forever. **Warning: This book contains dark and crude humour. Recommended for ages 18+**. WANTED ALWAYS (BOOK 2). I never said I was perfect. .. .. but damn it, I really did it this time! I fell for his ways again! And the award for dumbest girl in the world goes to. .. .. ME! Again! Twenty two year old Marisa Gellys thought the weekend of her father's 50th birthday party was going to be quick and easy. She couldn't have been more wrong. All thanks to a certain blue-eyed gorgeous. .. menace, also known as Xander Barns. Her dad's birthday would have to take a back seat, because Xander Barns has his own plans for this weekend and whether Marisa wants to or not, she's about to become a huge part of it. Because Xander Barns always gets what he wants. CALLING FOREVER (BOOK 3). If someone were to have told me right after waking up and finding Xander’s surprise last Saturday, that at the end of this crazy weekend I’d be accepting a position as his Personal Assistant, I’d have laughed and told them they were crazy. It did happen. Who’s crazy now? ME! Marisa Gellys should have erased Xander Barns from her memory as soon as she stepped foot on her train back home. She did no such thing, in fact after being offered a job that included amazing pay and out of this world perks, she was now the king of trouble’s A. K. A Xander Barns’ Personal Assistant. Now all she’s got to do to get paid is to keep that menace out of trouble, which shouldn’t be too difficult, that is until Xander’s equally gorgeous normal fraternal twin brother shows up. Liam Barns does not like his brother. Wanting nothing more than to get attention seeking Xander kicked out of their family’s boutique hotel business, he sets his sights on Marisa, planning to use her knowledge of Xander’s after dark lifestyle to finally show their father who really belongs in the company and who doesn’t. However, actually falling for Marisa, that was a surprise he didn’t have a plan for. This is not a stand-alone novel. Book 2 and 3 in the Xander Barns Series. <. less

***Warning, this book contains crude humour, bad language, sexual scenes, and includes scenes that may be offending. Recommended for ages 18+***. If someone were to have told me right after waking up and finding Xander’s surprise last Saturday, that at the end of this crazy weekend I’d be accepting a position as his Personal Assistant, I’d have laughed and told them they were crazy. It did happen... more***Warning, this book contains crude humour, bad language, sexual scenes, and includes scenes that may be offending. Recommended for ages 18+***. If someone were to have told me right after waking up and finding Xander’s surprise last Saturday, that at the end of this crazy weekend I’d be accepting a position as his Personal Assistant, I’d have laughed and told them they were crazy. It did happen. Who’s crazy now? ME! Marisa Gellys should have erased Xander Barns from her memory as soon as she stepped foot on her train back home. She did no such thing, in fact after being offered a job that included amazing pay and out of this world perks, she was now the king of trouble’s A. K. A Xander Barns’ Personal Assistant. Now all she’s got to do to get paid is to keep that menace out of trouble, which shouldn’t be too difficult, that is until Xander’s equally gorgeous normal fraternal twin brother shows up. Liam Barns does not like his brother. Wanting nothing more than to get attention seeking Xander kicked out of their family’s boutique hotel business, he sets his sights on Marisa, planning to use her knowledge of Xander’s after dark lifestyle to finally show their father who really belongs in the company and who doesn’t. However, actually falling for Marisa, that was a surprise he didn’t have a plan for. This is not a stand-alone novel. Book 3 in the Xander Barns Series. less

Warning: This book contains dark and crude humour, bad language, and includes violent and sexual scenes that may be offending. Recommended for ages 18+*. Did I really… just agree to become a permanent part of Xander Barns’ life? For one year? Wow… I did. DAMN IT… now I’ve really done it! I’ve sold my soul to the devil! Marisa Gellys should have counted her lucky stars she got released early from her ‘bogus’ prison sentence, but it had come with a price... moreWarning: This book contains dark and crude humour, bad language, and includes violent and sexual scenes that may be offending. Recommended for ages 18+*. Did I really… just agree to become a permanent part of Xander Barns’ life? For one year? Wow… I did. DAMN IT… now I’ve really done it! I’ve sold my soul to the devil! Marisa Gellys should have counted her lucky stars she got released early from her ‘bogus’ prison sentence, but it had come with a price. As Xander’s new BFF/most trusted ally, she was about to cross over into crazy territory. The world of Xander Barns comes with more than just the odd panty fetish and a millionaire’s lifestyle. It comes with enemies. But Xander’s got other things to worry about besides his twin brother trying to get him kicked out of their family’s hotel business and he’s counting on Marisa to help him get out of it. For the millionth time. This is not a standalone novel. Xander Barns Series: Book 4. less

So, me and my husband. .. wait a second. .. WHAT! Hold the F up… EXCUSE ME! Rewind! Rewind! Rewind! I guess. .. there's some things I need to explain first. At nearly twenty-three years old, hotheaded, reckless, impulsive, big-mouthed Marisa Gellys still hadn’t learned a damn thing about valuing her own life. Riding the bus back home after class, she concedes to her old immature ways and dumps iced coffee on the wrong man... moreSo, me and my husband. .. wait a second. .. WHAT! Hold the F up… EXCUSE ME! Rewind! Rewind! Rewind! I guess. .. there's some things I need to explain first. At nearly twenty-three years old, hotheaded, reckless, impulsive, big-mouthed Marisa Gellys still hadn’t learned a damn thing about valuing her own life. Riding the bus back home after class, she concedes to her old immature ways and dumps iced coffee on the wrong man. Carl Martin Vincenzo, a notorious businessman, was known throughout the world for his bloodthirsty vengeful spirit. There’s no way he’s going to let Marisa get away with disrespecting him, even if he has to enforce a brutal man hunt, just to find her… and serve his brand of justice. News travels fast to twenty-nine year old Xander Barns. The gorgeous hotelier will do whatever it takes to keep his most trusted ally safe, going as far as asking the help of an old enemy. One thing’s for certain… Marisa’s not going to like the deal Xander’s about to make just to save her life. But here goes nothing. Welcome to the craziest birthday week ever. Warning: This book contains dark and crude humour, bad language, sexual scenes and includes scenes that may be offending. Recommended for ages 18+. REPORTING FOR DUTY is a Dark and Crude Humour Romance novel. This is not a standalone novel. Book 5 in the Xander Barns Series. Xander Barns Series: 5 Books Total. Book 1: Always Wanted. Book 2: Wanted Always. Book 3: Calling Forever. Book 4: Forever Calling You. Book 5: Reporting For Duty (Final). less