Polanski Brothers: Home of Eternal Rest Series by Dakota Cassidy

Welcome to Polanski Brothers: Home of Eternal Rest...where the dead aren't really dead and necking has a whole new meaning. Who would have thought owning a funeral parlor could be so much fun? Joy is a vampire who works in the family-owned funeral parlor, and she's got a bit of a problem. Detective Larkin McBride is Joy's problem and it isn't just because he's big and hot. Well, that doesn't help matters, but it's because curiously, he can read Joy's every thought... moreWelcome to Polanski Brothers: Home of Eternal Rest...where the dead aren't really dead and necking has a whole new meaning. Who would have thought owning a funeral parlor could be so much fun? Joy is a vampire who works in the family-owned funeral parlor, and she's got a bit of a problem. Detective Larkin McBride is Joy's problem and it isn't just because he's big and hot. Well, that doesn't help matters, but it's because curiously, he can read Joy's every thought. So what will Larkin do when Joy's thinking about all these dead bodies showing up and the possibility that they were murdered? So won't you come plan your walk through eternity with us? All forms of payment welcome. Visa, MasterCard, American Express, but A-B negative and O positive preferred... less

Re-Release Take a walk on the wide side with USA Today bestselling author Dakota Cassidy’s Polanski Brothers: Home of Eternal Rest. Vampires, a funeral home, and a sleepy little town set the stage for murder with a whole lot of laugh-out-loud fun to keep you turning the pages. Detective McBride has his hands full as he tries to catch a murderer while dealing with the voice in his head…a deliciously sexy voice that has his libido working overtime... moreRe-Release Take a walk on the wide side with USA Today bestselling author Dakota Cassidy’s Polanski Brothers: Home of Eternal Rest. Vampires, a funeral home, and a sleepy little town set the stage for murder with a whole lot of laugh-out-loud fun to keep you turning the pages. Detective McBride has his hands full as he tries to catch a murderer while dealing with the voice in his head…a deliciously sexy voice that has his libido working overtime. The voice of a vampire and maybe a murderer! Spencer Polanski is an embalmer at her family-owned funeral home. Perfect job for a vampire, really. Especially one who's sans a working schnoz. That’s right. She has a bum nose. A plus when preparing the dead for eternal slumber—a big fat zero when it comes to sniffing out your true life mate. Devoid her sense of smell, it’s business as usual when a clueless Spencer meets Larkin McBride. The detective's at Polanski’s to attend the wake of his best friend when he discovers something very unusual… He can hear Spencer’s every thought. Her every vampire thought. So what’s “Detective McYummy” to do when the luscious Miss Polanksi’s thoughts are consumed by the body count in her sleepy town…and the possibility that the murderer could be one of her own kind? Dear Readers, First and foremost, if you recognize the title and concept of this book, do note, this is an expanded, revised, updated re-release of a small-press publication, originally released as a multi-part serial. Content Notes: Paranormal Romance, Vampires, Supernatural, Romantic Comedy, Humorous Previously published (2014) Dakota Cassidy |(2006) Changeling Press less

Spencer Polanski and Detective Larkin McBride are the most unlikely potential couple. Her a scentless vampire embalmer, him a human detective who can hear Spencer’s every thought. In part two, Spencer and Larkin find, despite being at odds, they can’t resist each other, and that’s when things get sticky... moreSpencer Polanski and Detective Larkin McBride are the most unlikely potential couple. Her a scentless vampire embalmer, him a human detective who can hear Spencer’s every thought. In part two, Spencer and Larkin find, despite being at odds, they can’t resist each other, and that’s when things get sticky. It's also hotter than Hades when a secret Spencer’s been keeping for five hundred years is revealed, but worse? Her suspicions about a Polanski Brothers client are cemented when another body shows up for embalming with questionable neck wounds she's seen before. Someone’s murdering people in the small town of Easton. So what’s a girl to do when the detective she’s crazy hot for can read her every thought...and those thoughts are telling her one of her own kind is the murderer? *Author note: Dear readers, Please note, if you recognize this title, the book, originally published in 2006, is a rerelease and has been updated, revised and expanded. Second, this is part two of an approximate four-part serial. You know what that means? That’s right—cliffhangers (cue evil music). But wait! Before you hate, I hear anticipation is good for your complexion, and even your hair. I don’t know if that’s true or just a rumor, but is it worth the risk? Nonetheless, I solemnly swear to keep the stories coming swiftly, so your heads don’t asplode from waiting! less

In the conclusion, Spencer Polanski and Larkin McBride are this close (see fingers pressed almost together) to catching a diabolical killer. The couple's determined to nab who killed the hunky detective's best friend, and in the process, find a way to make their unusual relationship work. But an evil plot, and more murder and mayhem, are just as determined to keep them apart.. moreIn the conclusion, Spencer Polanski and Larkin McBride are this close (see fingers pressed almost together) to catching a diabolical killer. The couple's determined to nab who killed the hunky detective's best friend, and in the process, find a way to make their unusual relationship work. But an evil plot, and more murder and mayhem, are just as determined to keep them apart... *Author note: Dear readers, Please note, if you recognize this title, this book, originally published in 2006, is a rerelease and has been updated, revised and expanded. Second, This is part four and the conclusion to a four-part serial. Thank you for joining Spencer and Larkin on their journey! less