'Not Quite' Series by Julia Mills, Linda Boulanger, Lisa Miller, Lisa Mills

This is a short story with approximately 13,000 words. Enjoy! Great job...Sexy boyfriend...Heiress to the Georgia Onion Empire...Vidalia Fitzsimmons had it all until the day bodies started dropping from the sky...literally. Time is running out. The body count is multiplying. It's all up to a cop, a vampire and a self-proclaimed nerd to save the day. Hold onto your hats folks, you’re never gonna believe what happens next! This book contains explicit sexual material and violence... moreThis is a short story with approximately 13,000 words. Enjoy! Great job...Sexy boyfriend...Heiress to the Georgia Onion Empire...Vidalia Fitzsimmons had it all until the day bodies started dropping from the sky...literally. Time is running out. The body count is multiplying. It's all up to a cop, a vampire and a self-proclaimed nerd to save the day. Hold onto your hats folks, you’re never gonna believe what happens next! This book contains explicit sexual material and violence. It is only suited for mature readers 18 years of age and older. less

This is a Novella with approx 22,000 words. Enjoy! From pauper to princess to prisoner in forty-eight hours is a lot for anyone to handle, but she’s Phoebe O’Byrne, dammit! Phoebe thought her life had finally gotten easier, that she’d found her purpose. All she wanted to do was celebrate passing the BAR…then Grant Hollingsworth strolled into her life... moreThis is a Novella with approx 22,000 words. Enjoy! From pauper to princess to prisoner in forty-eight hours is a lot for anyone to handle, but she’s Phoebe O’Byrne, dammit! Phoebe thought her life had finally gotten easier, that she’d found her purpose. All she wanted to do was celebrate passing the BAR…then Grant Hollingsworth strolled into her life. Now, up is down, in is out, and people think they can turn into birds! Stop the world, this princess wants off! This book contains explicit sexual material and violence. It is only suited for mature readers 18 years of age and older. less

This is a Novella with approx 12,000 words, ENJOY! Fluorescent orange goo, one deranged raccoon and a road trip to the bottom of the lake can be life-changing. Goodness knows Zoey’s life was never the same but like everything else in her twenty plus years even returning from the dead didn’t go as planned... moreThis is a Novella with approx 12,000 words, ENJOY! Fluorescent orange goo, one deranged raccoon and a road trip to the bottom of the lake can be life-changing. Goodness knows Zoey’s life was never the same but like everything else in her twenty plus years even returning from the dead didn’t go as planned. Can she save her town, have the love she deserves and NOT lose what’s left of her ‘almost-undead’ sanity? Only time will tell… This book contains explicit sexual material and violence. It is only suited for mature readers 18 years of age and older. less

This is a Novella with approx 19,000 words. Enjoy! Being related to royalty has presented its problems but everything was manageable, at least that was before retired Marine Jax Montgomery found himself at the bottom of a ravine with a broken leg and a bruised ego. After two tours in Afghanistan and learning that people grow feathers, wings and fur, Jax was sure nothing could surprise him, but things are about to get a whole lot 'hairier'... moreThis is a Novella with approx 19,000 words. Enjoy! Being related to royalty has presented its problems but everything was manageable, at least that was before retired Marine Jax Montgomery found himself at the bottom of a ravine with a broken leg and a bruised ego. After two tours in Afghanistan and learning that people grow feathers, wings and fur, Jax was sure nothing could surprise him, but things are about to get a whole lot 'hairier'. He was sure he had the tiger by the tail but it seems pumas are a whole lot harder to catch. This book contains explicit sexual material and violence. It is only suited for mature readers 18 years of age and older. less

From the armpit of Hell to Lucifer-only-knows-where, West Virginia (Sue me! I lost the directions.) at the speed of light with my new bestie, Bert the imp and my hooker alter-ego, Lola without a plan or a clue. Yeah, that's the way we roll.Ten days is all I have before the love of my life marries the Princess of Hell and my dreams for a smokingly hot happily-ever-after goes up in flames. It's DEF CON 666 and this girl is outta time and outta choices... moreFrom the armpit of Hell to Lucifer-only-knows-where, West Virginia (Sue me! I lost the directions.) at the speed of light with my new bestie, Bert the imp and my hooker alter-ego, Lola without a plan or a clue. Yeah, that's the way we roll.Ten days is all I have before the love of my life marries the Princess of Hell and my dreams for a smokingly hot happily-ever-after goes up in flames. It's DEF CON 666 and this girl is outta time and outta choices.One of these Witches better have a plan to turn this Not-Quite Hellhound into a four-legged, butt-sniffing daughter of Cerberus or Satan himself is gonna make an appearance and we're all gonna be flambéed.Time is running out, my fur coat is nowhere to be found, and all I can think about is jumping that Hunky Hellhound's bones…. Hades help us, who does a girl have to kill to get a quad shot, no foam, caramel macchiato in this one-horse town?Hang on! Devilish Dips and Eye-Popping Mayhem coming up! less

The Asscrack Gang and I are about to get busy! Being single in a world where everything is thorn-covered roses and bags of bloody bones sucks! Heidi’s got Hunter, Bert’s got Luci…hell, even Lucifer’s got Trixie and then there’s me, the sexiest alter ego this side of Purgatory… stuck inside a Hellhound who’s happier than a zombie at the body farm in her new wedded bliss. Sure, Heidi and her Hunkie Hellhound hump like rabbits getting ready for Easter but even that’s gotten boring... moreThe Asscrack Gang and I are about to get busy! Being single in a world where everything is thorn-covered roses and bags of bloody bones sucks! Heidi’s got Hunter, Bert’s got Luci…hell, even Lucifer’s got Trixie and then there’s me, the sexiest alter ego this side of Purgatory… stuck inside a Hellhound who’s happier than a zombie at the body farm in her new wedded bliss. Sure, Heidi and her Hunkie Hellhound hump like rabbits getting ready for Easter but even that’s gotten boring. I need to get out, see the Underworld, sow my wild oats. I mean, a girl’s gotta get hers while the gettin’s good, am I right? It’s taken six long months of bitchin’… I mean persuading, but Heidi’s finally agreed to let me have a body of my own. So, it’s back into the Lady Bug Express and off to West Virginia, but this time we’re avoiding the crazy Aunties and heading straight for Asscrack. Zelda, the next Baba Yaga and Almighty Shifter Wanker has agreed to help. She plans to yank me outta Heidi and shove me into a fresh new body before the next full moon. Then it’s bingo bango, Lola’s gonna get her groove on. It looks like I might even end up with some powers, seems Katie, the chickie whose skin will now be mine, was a witch before she hocused when she should have pocused. I might have to sidestep her sisters and hideout from some vamps but it'll all be worth it. Imagine the possibilities… me with magic. I’m positively giddy at the idea. The plan is flawless. I mean, come on, what could go wrong? less

Wearing the fur, waving the wand, and wrecking the world! From Witch to familiar in one Bibbidi, Bobbidi, BOOM! It's back to Asscrack to beg and grovel and pray to the Goddess that Zelda, the next Baba Yaga & Almighty Shifter Wanker, will undo the mess I've made and return me to my beautifully curvy body on two legs instead of the four little furry ones I am presently sporting... moreWearing the fur, waving the wand, and wrecking the world! From Witch to familiar in one Bibbidi, Bobbidi, BOOM! It's back to Asscrack to beg and grovel and pray to the Goddess that Zelda, the next Baba Yaga & Almighty Shifter Wanker, will undo the mess I've made and return me to my beautifully curvy body on two legs instead of the four little furry ones I am presently sporting.Let me share with you that smelling butts and having mine accosted at every turn by any random nose from any random animal who just happens to be passing by, is really, and I mean really, not a turn-on. I'm ready to be human again in the worst way and willing to plead and clean toilets (Gross!) if Zelda will just make with the magic and goofy rhyming spell.Of course, there's a hitch, and I'm praying she doesn't ask, because if she does I might die of embarrassment before I ever get to wear my new Jimmy Choos. Can you keep a secret? This is just between us, right? Good! Well, the spell that went crazy and covered not only my backyard but also me in neon orange lava was a ritual of my design meant to find my one and only lovey-dovey mate. So, now I'm wondering if getting changed in a cat and having my magic go on the fritz is the Universe's way of saying, "You, Sammie Jo, are doomed to live alone. Give it up and go be a cat, at least it's better than a Cat Lady.Sigh! I just hope I didn't mess up something in the fabric of time and space and let a big, ghoul out of its supernatural cage because then there's no way Zelda will save my ass. Yay! One more thing to worry about. I think I'll go lay in the sun and take a nap, I'm about ten hours short of my required sixteen and I'd hate to get bags under these tiny little cat eyes.Toodles and…keep the faith, I'm gonna need all the help I can get. XOXO less

Take one recently deceased Voodoo Priestess who refuses to believe she's mortality-impaired…Add one tall, dark, mysterious Bloodsucker who's developed a ragin' allergy to blood and all things plasma-related…Mix in a half-Witch/half-Voodoo Priestess with her own Detective Agency, a one-eyed, talking Black Cat who wants to be a stand-up comedian, and a partner who's been kidnapped by a backwater, hillbilly family of Otter Shifters from the wrong side of the swamp…And you've just entered the hell... moreTake one recently deceased Voodoo Priestess who refuses to believe she's mortality-impaired…Add one tall, dark, mysterious Bloodsucker who's developed a ragin' allergy to blood and all things plasma-related…Mix in a half-Witch/half-Voodoo Priestess with her own Detective Agency, a one-eyed, talking Black Cat who wants to be a stand-up comedian, and a partner who's been kidnapped by a backwater, hillbilly family of Otter Shifters from the wrong side of the swamp…And you've just entered the hell this is my life.Sometimes you're the straight pin, and sometimes you're the voodoo doll… And if you happen to be me, you're the dumb butt who left home without her coffee.Goddess, send help, I feel like a pin cushion. less