Royally Screwed Series by Madison Faye

You might say it’s poor form to throw the bride over your shoulder caveman-style and run off with her, especially if it’s not your wedding. Whoops. It’s her wedding day. I’m not the groom. Oh, but I’m going to be… The world may call me a King and a gentleman, but there’s nothing gentle about me. I’ve fought like hell to get to where I am, and these rough hands want one thing and one thing only – to hold her and never let her go. She’s my obsession – my addiction... moreYou might say it’s poor form to throw the bride over your shoulder caveman-style and run off with her, especially if it’s not your wedding. Whoops. It’s her wedding day. I’m not the groom. Oh, but I’m going to be… The world may call me a King and a gentleman, but there’s nothing gentle about me. I’ve fought like hell to get to where I am, and these rough hands want one thing and one thing only – to hold her and never let her go. She’s my obsession – my addiction. Blonde, blue-eyed, innocent and tempting, with lips that beg to be tasted and curves that were made to press against me. But a rival king – a cruel, evil piece of garbage – has stepped in to buy her hand and her innocence with the promise of paying off her parents’ debts. He thinks that makes her his, but he’s about to learn how wrong he is. You see, the rumors about my royal staff and crown jewels aren’t tall tales. She deserves a real man. A better man. King Milton just isn’t the right fit for her. …Oh, but I am. And I’m going to “fit” with her so well that she’ll be moaning for more. I’m a king, after all. And kings take what they want. And tonight? I’m taking her. I’ll do anything to make her my queen. …Even if I have to steal her. Grab those tiaras and hold on to your jewels! One totally obsessed, totally big alpha King, one smart, sassy, stolen bride, and enough insta-love, kindle-melting steam, and sugary-sweetness to knock you right out of your throne. This book is utterly over-the-top fantasy with pretty much zero grounding in reality. You’ve been warned ;). As with all my books, this one is safe, with no cheating, and a HEA guaranteed. This is a novella-length book of approximately 100 pages, though the page-count below and on your e-reader may show differently. For a limited time, this new release edition contains additional content for further reader enjoyment, as a thank you for your support. less

She’s looking for trouble. Well, here I am. Royal brat, meet royal hand of discipline. And I’m going to teach that royal heiny a lesson she’ll never forget… It takes a strong hand to be King. It takes discipline, and control. I may be rough around the edges, but as King, my rules will be followed, not challenged. …That all goes to hell when she barges into my world. Duchess Riley Noles - blonde, blued-eye, and five-foot-four of pure f**king trouble... moreShe’s looking for trouble. Well, here I am. Royal brat, meet royal hand of discipline. And I’m going to teach that royal heiny a lesson she’ll never forget… It takes a strong hand to be King. It takes discipline, and control. I may be rough around the edges, but as King, my rules will be followed, not challenged. …That all goes to hell when she barges into my world. Duchess Riley Noles - blonde, blued-eye, and five-foot-four of pure f**king trouble . She’s wild, out of control and all sorts of challenging – a pretty little hurricane crashing right into me. And when I catch her red-handed screwing with my car, oh, there’s going to be hell to pay. But then, this tempting little firecracker may have just found exactly the trouble she’s been looking for. And when her soft moans tease through my ears, and her sweet curves press against my hard body, the last of my meticulous control might just be broken. She’s all sass and vinegar, but as King, I always get what I want. And with her, I’ll have it all – her body, her heart, and her sweet submission, over my knee and saying “yes please”. You know what they say about pretty little rich girls who look for trouble: they always find it. And Duchess Riley is about to find it with me. …every inch of it. Hear ye, hear ye! A Queen-sized helping of insta-love, kindle-melting steam, and a filthy-talking alpha, all for you. Hang on to your crown, and buckle up - this is going to get ridiculous real fast. Ludicrously over the top, out of control, and pure dirty fantasy. As with all my books, this one is safe, with no cheating, and a HEA guaranteed. This is a novella-length book of approximately 100 pages, though the page-count below and on your e-reader may show differently. For a limited time, this new release edition contains additional content for further reader enjoyment, as a thank you for your support. less

She’s off-limits. Inappropriate. A tease, a brat, a scandal waiting to happen, and a royal pain in my @ss. Oh, and she’s one more thing too: all mine. …She just doesn’t know it yet. I have a problem. A five-foot-five, brown-haired, green-eyed little tease of a problem. A problem that’s lived under my roof ever since I took her in as if she were my own years ago. Lola. Princess Lola, that is... moreShe’s off-limits. Inappropriate. A tease, a brat, a scandal waiting to happen, and a royal pain in my @ss. Oh, and she’s one more thing too: all mine. …She just doesn’t know it yet. I have a problem. A five-foot-five, brown-haired, green-eyed little tease of a problem. A problem that’s lived under my roof ever since I took her in as if she were my own years ago. Lola. Princess Lola, that is. Lola with the fiery sass, the softest lips, the sweetest skin, and the most temping curves these rough hands have ever wanted to grab ahold of. I’m her guardian – the man who took care of her and raised her up. But my eyes have started lingering longer than they should. My thoughts have turned darker, and there’s no turning back. See, I want the little Princess to be my little Princess. I want her laid out dressed in nothing but jewels and a smile – a present waiting for me to unwrap and claim. The world will say this is so f**king wrong. They’ll say I’m more than twice her age. They’ll say a rough, hardened, ex-soldier like myself has no business being with her. They’ll say a lot to try and keep us apart. They can all go to h*ll. Because whatever my Lola wants, she’ll get. And she’s about to get every inch of what she wants. …But only if she says please . Are you sitting on your throne? Got your tiara and jewels ready? Good, you’re going to need them. Get ready for that kind of book. You know what I’m talking about ;). Wild, out of control, and pure dirty fantasy at it’s finest. Packed with insta-love, kindle-melting steam, and one very dominant alpha. As with all my books, this one is safe, with no cheating, and a HEA guaranteed. This is a novella-length book of approximately 140 pages, though the page-count below and on your e-reader may show differently. For a limited time, this new release edition contains additional content for further reader enjoyment, as a thank you for your support. less

He’s the most notorious bad boy in royalty. The kind of man your mother warns you about. He’s not the man you get drunk with, or get tattoos with. He’s not the man you wake up naked in a hotel bed next to. Oh, and he’s definitely not the one you accidentally marry. Oops... Rough, wild, uncivilized and  filthy . The tabloids like to write all sorts of sh*t about me, but some of it’s pretty spot on. Like the tattoo I’ve got you-know-where? Yeah, that one’s true... moreHe’s the most notorious bad boy in royalty. The kind of man your mother warns you about. He’s not the man you get drunk with, or get tattoos with. He’s not the man you wake up naked in a hotel bed next to. Oh, and he’s definitely not the one you accidentally marry. Oops... Rough, wild, uncivilized and  filthy . The tabloids like to write all sorts of sh*t about me, but some of it’s pretty spot on. Like the tattoo I’ve got you-know-where? Yeah, that one’s true. I wasn’t looking for trouble that night, but I sure found it in  her  – Princess Faith LaFleur. If I’m the notorious bad boy, she’s just as infamous for being good, sweet, innocent, and  untouched . I saved her from a tight spot, but it all gets fuzzy from there. Fuzzy, close, kissing, tattooed, a couple of “I-do’s”, and a whole bunch of  naked  from there. And the next thing I know, I’m waking up next to the last girl on  earth  I should have anything to do with. Because that sweetness comes with a whole big helping of sass, and there’s more fire in her than I ever saw coming. Oh, and throw in the fact that her father’s behind a plot to take my crown and steal my kingdom, and we’ve got ourselves what you might call a  situation . The world will tell me that this is wrong, and that I should walk away. …Not a chance . First, I made her my wife. But now, I’m going to make her  mine .   Grab your best gown, put on your princess crown, and buckle up! Wickedly hot, dominant alpha prince? Check. Filthy, over-the-top, out-of-control fantasy? Also check. Packed with insta-love, kindle-melting steam and enough heat to make you summon a cold drink from your loyal subjects? Very, very check ;). Sit back, dig in, and enjoy! As with all my books, this one is safe, with no cheating, and a HEA guaranteed. This is a novella-length book of approximately 150 pages, though the page-count below and on your e-reader may show differently. For a limited time, this new release edition contains additional content for further reader enjoyment, as a thank you for your support. less

Forget the glass slipper. Ditch the fairy godmother. F**k being charming. They’ll say this is filthy. They’ll say this is wrong. I say she’s mine , and nothing’s going to stop me from claiming my Queen. It’s hard being King. And being a king without a Queen has made me very hard indeed. A royal ball to find my bride is the last thing I want – that is, until I lay eyes on her . One look into those deep green eyes, and I know I’m lost. Addicted. Obsessed... moreForget the glass slipper. Ditch the fairy godmother. F**k being charming. They’ll say this is filthy. They’ll say this is wrong. I say she’s mine , and nothing’s going to stop me from claiming my Queen. It’s hard being King. And being a king without a Queen has made me very hard indeed. A royal ball to find my bride is the last thing I want – that is, until I lay eyes on her . One look into those deep green eyes, and I know I’m lost. Addicted. Obsessed. One taste of those sweet lips, and one touch of my rough hands on her tempting curves, and I know I’ll tear my whole kingdom down to make her mine. The world will try and stop this, and say this is wrong. They’ll say she’s no princess, but then, I’m no f**king gentleman. Her wicked stepmother wants to tear us apart, but she and the rest of the world are about to find out how foolish it is to get between me and what’s mine . This is no fairytale, but the lady Emilia is about to find a very happy ending. And I’ll be giving her every inch of my crown jewels. She’ll be my all. My everything. My Queen . And I’ve got a big, thick, throbbing throne for her to sit on… Wild, rough, royal, and completely over-the-top. If you’re looking for a Cinderella story with the heat turned up all the way, look no further ;). Filthy King, sassy not-a-princess - even a wicked stepmother. Hold onto your jewels! As with all my books, this one is safe, with no cheating, and a HEA guaranteed. less

Once upon a time, a nobody met a prince. Then she met his best friend, a second prince. Then she learned they like to share , and that’s when things got interesting. That’s when things got downright scandalous . My life has never been a fairytale. Absent parents, a grandmother gone too soon, and a job working the kitchens for the most heinous b**ch in the Kingdom of Bandiff. But that’s before I sneak into the hottest royal ball on the planet... moreOnce upon a time, a nobody met a prince. Then she met his best friend, a second prince. Then she learned they like to share , and that’s when things got interesting. That’s when things got downright scandalous . My life has never been a fairytale. Absent parents, a grandmother gone too soon, and a job working the kitchens for the most heinous b**ch in the Kingdom of Bandiff. But that’s before I sneak into the hottest royal ball on the planet. That’s before I waltz right into them . The McDermott Princes. Princes, plural. There’s two of them – both gorgeous beyond belief, alpha as hell, and more tempting than sin. Both with their eyes on me and both with that look that says that I’m theirs . Two princes, one baker. This might sound like too many cooks in the kitchen, but they say they like to share. They say they’ll tear their whole kingdom down to make me theirs . They say they want to make me their Queen. Pretty soon, breaking into a royal ball is the least of my problems. This is a disaster waiting to happen. It’s filthy, and oh-so-wrong. It’s a royal scandal of epic proportions, and I’m right in the middle of it. …I’m right in the middle of them . Maybe this is a fairytale after all. Ever heard of the cook who found a crown? How about two crowns? Two big, dominant, mouthwatering, pulse-quickening crowns. I’ve never found a happy ever after. Now, I think I’m about to find two of them. This is a standalone story. The books in the Royally Screwed series can be read in any order. Steamy as all get-out, ridiculously over the top, and more growly alpha yumminess than you can shake a tiara at. Seriously - reality got left at the door with this one. But something tells me, you're going to love it ;). Get ready to have your cake and eat it two too! This mfm romance is all about her - no m/m. As with all my books, this standalone novella is safe, with no cheating, and a HEA guaranteed. less

She’s a curvy, royal beauty. I’m a savage, commoner beast. I’m no King, but I’ve got a big staff and a thick crown - all for her, and fit for a Queen. As the Captain of the Royal Guard, duty has always come first. Duty, honor, and a fierce loyalty to King and Kingdom. But, that’s before she comes falling into my world and into my arms. Literally . Queen Alessia is all woman. Curves for days, built for sin, and soft, pouty lips that I’m dying to taste... moreShe’s a curvy, royal beauty. I’m a savage, commoner beast. I’m no King, but I’ve got a big staff and a thick crown - all for her, and fit for a Queen. As the Captain of the Royal Guard, duty has always come first. Duty, honor, and a fierce loyalty to King and Kingdom. But, that’s before she comes falling into my world and into my arms. Literally . Queen Alessia is all woman. Curves for days, built for sin, and soft, pouty lips that I’m dying to taste. She’s also the definition of off-limits: young, royal, innocent, and engaged for political reasons to a man who doesn’t deserve her. She’s also never been touched. But then, neither have I . A life spent training as an underground fighter and then a soldier means there’s never been a woman before her. Not ever. But Queen Alessia will be my first, she’ll be my only , and she’ll be my last . She makes me lose control and break every single one of my rules. And today, I’m going to break my vows as a soldier. Guard her and watch her while she marries another man? Screw that . Queen Alessia’s been  mine  since the moment she fell into my world. And today, I’m going to remind of that, if it’s the last thing I do. This is a standalone story. The books in the Royally Screwed series can be read in any order. Wild, over-the-top, and a Queen-sized helping of growly alpha goodness ;). Grab your tiaras, get cozy on your throne, and get for insta-love fantasy at its finest. As with all my books, this one is safe, with no cheating, and HEA guaranteed. less