Adorable Fat Girl Series by Bernice Bloom

Mary Brown is funny, gorgeous and bonkers. She's also about six stone overweight. When she realises she can't cross her legs, has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker, and discovers that even her hands and feet look fat, it's time to take action. But what action? She's tried every diet under the sun... moreMary Brown is funny, gorgeous and bonkers. She's also about six stone overweight. When she realises she can't cross her legs, has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker, and discovers that even her hands and feet look fat, it's time to take action. But what action? She's tried every diet under the sun. This six-book series is the hysterical story of what happens when Mary joins 'Fat Club' where she meets a cast of funny characters and one particular man who catches her eye. The story is laugh-out-loud funny and will resonate with anyone who has dieted, tried to keep up with any sort of exercise programme or spent 10 minutes in a changing room trying to extricate herself from a way too-small garment that she ambitiously tried on and is now completely stuck in. Bernice Bloom is the big, new name in comedy writing...this is the first installment of her great new series of laugh-out-loud mini books. less

Hooray - it's book three! The series features Mary Brown who is funny, gorgeous and bonkers. She's also about six stone overweight. When she realises she can't cross her legs, has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker, and discovers that even her hands and feet look fat, it's time to take action. But what action? She's tried every diet under the sun. Must be time for her to get herself enrolled in Fat Club... moreHooray - it's book three! The series features Mary Brown who is funny, gorgeous and bonkers. She's also about six stone overweight. When she realises she can't cross her legs, has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker, and discovers that even her hands and feet look fat, it's time to take action. But what action? She's tried every diet under the sun. Must be time for her to get herself enrolled in Fat Club. This book is the hysterical story of what happens when the second course of 'Fat Club' starts and she reunites with the cast of funny characters and meets a new Fat Club member...a glamorous blonde who Mary takes against. We also see Mary facing troubles in her relationship with the wonderful Ted. The story is laugh-out-loud funny and will resonate with anyone who has dieted, tried to keep up with any sort of exercise programme or spent 10 minutes in a changing room trying to extricate herself from a way too-small garment that she ambitiously tried on and is now completely stuck in. Bernice Bloom is the big, new name in comedy writing...this is the third installment of her great new series of laugh-out-loud mini books. less

Hooray It's Christmas! It's the Adorable Fat Girl's favourite time of year and she embraces it with the sort of thrill and excitement normally reserved for toddlers seeing jelly tots. Our funny, gorgeous and bonkers heroine finds herself dancing from party to party, covered in tinsel, decorating the Beckhams' Christmas tree, dressing up as Father Christmas, declaring live on This Morning that she's a drug addict and enjoying two Christmas lunches in quick succession... moreHooray It's Christmas! It's the Adorable Fat Girl's favourite time of year and she embraces it with the sort of thrill and excitement normally reserved for toddlers seeing jelly tots. Our funny, gorgeous and bonkers heroine finds herself dancing from party to party, covered in tinsel, decorating the Beckhams' Christmas tree, dressing up as Father Christmas, declaring live on This Morning that she's a drug addict and enjoying two Christmas lunches in quick succession. She's the party queen as she stumbles wildly from disaster to disaster. A funny little treasure to see you smiling through the festive period. Bernice Bloom is the big, new name in comedy writing...this is the fourth installment of her great new series of laugh-out-loud mini books. less

Mary Brown is back to her mad and crazy best as she heads to Portugal for a weight loss camp and discovers it’s nothing like she expected. “I thought it would be Slimming World in the sunshine, but this is bloody torture,” she says, after boxing, running, sand training (sand training?), more running, more star jumps and eating nothing but carrots. Mary wants to hide from the instructors and cheat the system... moreMary Brown is back to her mad and crazy best as she heads to Portugal for a weight loss camp and discovers it’s nothing like she expected. “I thought it would be Slimming World in the sunshine, but this is bloody torture,” she says, after boxing, running, sand training (sand training?), more running, more star jumps and eating nothing but carrots. Mary wants to hide from the instructors and cheat the system. The trouble is, her mum is with her, and won’t leave her alone for a second… Then there's the angry instructor with the deep, dark secret about why he left the army. The mysterious woman who sneaks into their pool and does synchronised swimming every night. Who the hell is she? Why's she in their pool? Will the snacks prevent Mary from losing any weight at all? And what about Yvonne - the slim, attractive lady who sneaks off every night after dinner. Where's she going? And what unearthly difficulties will Mary get herself into when she decides to follow her to find out... This is the 12th book in the Adorable Fat Girl series, but can be read as a stand alone book. less

Can Mary Brown lose weight, smarten up and look fabulous enough to win back the love of her life?And can she do it in just six weeks?In this romantic comedy from the award-winning, best-selling, Adorable Fat Girl series, our luscious heroine goes all out to try and win back the affections of Ted, her lovely ex-boyfriend. She becomes convinced that the way to do it is by putting herself through a six week transformation plan in time for her friend's 30th birthday party that Ted is coming to... moreCan Mary Brown lose weight, smarten up and look fabulous enough to win back the love of her life?And can she do it in just six weeks?In this romantic comedy from the award-winning, best-selling, Adorable Fat Girl series, our luscious heroine goes all out to try and win back the affections of Ted, her lovely ex-boyfriend. She becomes convinced that the way to do it is by putting herself through a six week transformation plan in time for her friend's 30th birthday party that Ted is coming to. But, like most things in Mary Brown's life, things don't go exactly according to plan.Featuring drunk winter Olympics, an amorous fitness instructor, a crazy psychic, spying, dieting, exercising and a trip to hospital with a Polish man called Lech. I really hope you enjoy this fun tale. Adorable Fat Girl books have been enjoyed by over 80,000 readers...* The follow up book is called: The Reunion: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B086PDHJ9F/ref=sr_1_16?dchild=1&qid=1585818977&refinements=p_27%3ABernice+Bloom&s=books&sr=1-16  * The book is part of the Adorable Fat Girl series of books. * See Bernice's Amazon page: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bernice-Bloom/e/B01MPZ5SBA?ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1&qid=1585753118&sr=1-1or: www.bernicebloom.com for more details less

Mary Brown is in lockdown. She’s worn nothing but pyjamas for weeks, and is living on a diet of cake and wine. She’s rarely up before midday and spends her time watching every box set that she can get her hands on.Then: she has an idea… instead of just eating the cake, why doesn’t she judge it?She should organise a World Cup of Cakes. With Juan, her trusty sidekick, she sets up the competition with meticulous detail, and the whole thing goes viral... moreMary Brown is in lockdown. She’s worn nothing but pyjamas for weeks, and is living on a diet of cake and wine. She’s rarely up before midday and spends her time watching every box set that she can get her hands on.Then: she has an idea… instead of just eating the cake, why doesn’t she judge it?She should organise a World Cup of Cakes. With Juan, her trusty sidekick, she sets up the competition with meticulous detail, and the whole thing goes viral.Featuring: home dyed hair, talking to potatoes, Piers Morgan, internet shopping, an amorous neighbour, an angry ex-boyfriend and birdwatching. Oh, and loads of cake. Fans of Sophie Kinsella and Marian Keyes will adore this book. less

You join us at an exciting time...our gorgeous, generously proportioned heroine is about to be reunited withTed - her lovely, kind, thoughtful, wonderful ex-boyfriend. She is still madly in love with him, but how does he feel about her? Will love blossom once more? Or has Ted moved on and met someone else?Featuring river boats, a wild psychic, sequined leotards, lots of gossip, fun, silliness and a huge, glorious love story.. moreYou join us at an exciting time...our gorgeous, generously proportioned heroine is about to be reunited withTed - her lovely, kind, thoughtful, wonderful ex-boyfriend. She is still madly in love with him, but how does he feel about her? Will love blossom once more? Or has Ted moved on and met someone else?Featuring river boats, a wild psychic, sequined leotards, lots of gossip, fun, silliness and a huge, glorious love story...but is the love story about Ted & Mary or someone else entirely? less

Mary Brown is in charge of Christmas at work. She's never been more excited, crazy, or funny, and sets about her mission with the recklessness of a toddler high on Jaffa cakes.She sets up the store with uniquely decorated trees and a fancy letter box into which customers can post their Christmas wishes.She'll answer their Christmas wishes on behalf of Santa's elf. But then she has a thought...what if, instead of just answering the letters, she tries to make some of the wishes come true... moreMary Brown is in charge of Christmas at work. She's never been more excited, crazy, or funny, and sets about her mission with the recklessness of a toddler high on Jaffa cakes.She sets up the store with uniquely decorated trees and a fancy letter box into which customers can post their Christmas wishes.She'll answer their Christmas wishes on behalf of Santa's elf. But then she has a thought...what if, instead of just answering the letters, she tries to make some of the wishes come true. Not all of the letters, ofcourse, because some of the notes posted into her box make suggestions that are positively vulgar. And physically impossible.No - she'll answer the nice letters. And it all goes so well, if you ignore the date she fixes up, the twigs, the police chase & the remote control mayhem.Along the way Mary finds herself reunited with the Beckhams as she heads over to decorate their house for their daughter's Christmas party, and off to Lapland for a Christmas trip she'll never forget. To top it all off there's a life-changing Christmas present from the man she loves...From the bestselling author of the Adorable Fat Girl books. less

NEW FROM BEST SELLING AUTHOR, BERNICE BLOOM...Charlie has met a man and fallen madly in love. Mike is everything she's ever wanted: kind, charming and attentive. He's also a world-class jeweller and very rich. But Mary Brown's not convinced at all. She instantly distrusts the flash jeweller with the fancy shoes and is convinced he’s going to hurt her friend... moreNEW FROM BEST SELLING AUTHOR, BERNICE BLOOM...Charlie has met a man and fallen madly in love. Mike is everything she's ever wanted: kind, charming and attentive. He's also a world-class jeweller and very rich. But Mary Brown's not convinced at all. She instantly distrusts the flash jeweller with the fancy shoes and is convinced he’s going to hurt her friend. So when Charlie finds a box of letters and photographs, hidden in the wardrobe, buried under Mike’s clothes, Mary is convinced that it points to just one thing...Mike is two-timing Charlie. But is he? Or is there a simple explanation.And how are they going to find out? By going on an extraordinary road trip, of course. A trip which will shock them, surprise them and lead to them taking a 350 mile round trip to cover their tracks.At the end of it, will they find out that Mike is exactly who he says he is, or is Charlie about to live through every woman's worst nightmare? "Another stunner from Bernice Bloom. I am obsessed with these books." less