The Afflicted Zodiac Series by M.J. Marstens

Hi, I’m Zahra Delsol. . . the white Zahra Delsol and I want to tell you about my interview from hell. And a potential vampire. And the dream sex. And the never-ending embarrassment. Oh, and the obscenely, inappropriate office moments. There are some silver linings. . .  like a free mini-vacay in Tucson (with some demons).             I’m just a girl trying to make it in the world of internet astrology. . moreHi, I’m Zahra Delsol. . . the white Zahra Delsol and I want to tell you about my interview from hell. And a potential vampire. And the dream sex. And the never-ending embarrassment. Oh, and the obscenely, inappropriate office moments. There are some silver linings. . .  like a free mini-vacay in Tucson (with some demons).             I’m just a girl trying to make it in the world of internet astrology. . . Actually, I am just a girl trying to pay off her student debt and looking to live life to its fullest (which mostly entails reading in my free time and googling researching information). So, I would love for you to join me in my Trust Tree of Truth, where I am unfailingly honest and you are abidingly nonjudgmental. Do I need to sell this more or did I have you at ‘dream sex’?Virgo Rising is book one in The Afflicted Zodiac Series. The eight planetary gods of astrology all suffer from an afflicted moon caused by the very woman who betrayed them. Imprecated to be ruled by their darker natures, they must find a way to break the curse before it is too late.WARNING: This novel is intended for readers 18+. There is explicit language, sexual scenes with multiple partners, and threats made by men who think they are gods. . . I hope you enjoy! Also, please note this BOOK ONE of a series, and there will be some unanswered questions and events at the end of the book. Thank you and enjoy! less

ZAHRA’S BACK, ALONG WITH HER ENDLESS EMBARRASSMENT, AND HER WORLD IS ABOUT TO GET TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.  Hilarious new series that will have you laughing out-loud. –Book Blurb Reviews about Virgo Rising: Book 1 of the Afflicted Zodiac Series HELP!   No, wait- I mean FIIIIIIIIRE! This is a Trust Tree S.O.S. My world is crumbling around me and I don’t even know who I really am anymore. Only three things are for certain: I am not the white Zahra Delsol. I am the peach Zahra Delsol... moreZAHRA’S BACK, ALONG WITH HER ENDLESS EMBARRASSMENT, AND HER WORLD IS ABOUT TO GET TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.  Hilarious new series that will have you laughing out-loud. –Book Blurb Reviews about Virgo Rising: Book 1 of the Afflicted Zodiac Series HELP!   No, wait- I mean FIIIIIIIIRE! This is a Trust Tree S.O.S. My world is crumbling around me and I don’t even know who I really am anymore. Only three things are for certain: I am not the white Zahra Delsol. I am the peach Zahra Delsol. Moon is white. Literally. (Also, psychotic and deadly.) Red is the universal safe word.  No food words allowed. If that were not ridiculous enough, apparently I am Venus. . . destined to break Moon’s diabolical curse over my bosses.  All we need to do is vow our undying love to one another. Sounds easy, right? Except, they don’t love me and I don’t love them. . . and this is not a fake it ‘til you make it moment. But time is running out and when Moon’s curse sends us all to different realms, I must find a way to reunite all my guys again back on earth. Luckily, we have the help of some Minor gods and my amazingly awesome skills as a human being.  We’re doomed, aren’t we? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Retrograde is book two in the Afflicted Zodiac Series.  WARNING: This novel is intended for readers 18+. There is explicit language, sexual scenes with multiple partners, dominant/submissive content, and threats made by men who KNOW they are gods. less

Venus the Genius is back!  Her mission: To kill Moon or bust. I’m your Venusfire. . . I'm your fire. . . Wait, fire? That’s code for help! Hold on, Trust Tree Sisters, I’m coming (and not in the sexy way). Better yet, I’ll send Super Blue because I’m elbow deep in some sh*t. Not actual sh*t, but close enough. . . Because with each passing second, Lina (a.k.a petty see you next Tuesday cushion) accumulates more power.  And she’s not playing to win anymore. . . She’s playing to kill. . moreVenus the Genius is back!  Her mission: To kill Moon or bust. I’m your Venusfire. . . I'm your fire. . . Wait, fire? That’s code for help! Hold on, Trust Tree Sisters, I’m coming (and not in the sexy way). Better yet, I’ll send Super Blue because I’m elbow deep in some sh*t. Not actual sh*t, but close enough. . . Because with each passing second, Lina (a.k.a petty see you next Tuesday cushion) accumulates more power.  And she’s not playing to win anymore. . . She’s playing to kill. . . and not just me, but all my man-gods. Funny how love sneaks up and tears your heart right of your chest, but I would die for these men. And if I’m not careful, they might just die for me. Now I’m in a race against time to reach my man-gods and break a curse before all hell breaks loose on Earth. . . and I lose them all.  I’m going to need help from every dimension. . . I might even need to call upon ol’ Blue again. Trust Tree Sisters, take arms.  The time has come; we have a B-hole to catch. Let’s just hope we get to her before the Total Lunar Eclipse. ************************************************************************************************** Hilarious new series that will have you laughing out-loud. –Book Blurb Reviews You should really read the book for Zahra alone. Her internal dialogue had me cracking up, similar to Emelle from the Heart Hassle series or Willa from Curse of the Gods. There's also a wonderfully unique premise with the whole Zodiac star signs. -The Literary Invertebrate Total Lunar Eclipse is book three and the final book in the Afflicted Zodiac Series.  (Virgo Rising- book one and Retrograde- book three) WARNING: This novel is intended for readers 18+. There is explicit language, sexual scenes with multiple partners, dominant/submissive content, and threats made by men who are FIGHTING to remain gods.  Please do not eat or drink anything while reading in case choking ensues from laughter.  Please also empty your bladder and read alone to not disturb others/ appear psychotic when laughing uncontrollably. less