“Healthy” people want to fall in love. Have 2.5 kids, pets, and dinner in front of the television. “Well-adjusted” people certainly don’t play dangerous games. She thinks I’m healthy. She thinks I’m well-adjusted. She’s trying to test me. She’s trying to break me. She’s adorable. With the reddest ass this side of anyone’s belt. The funny thing is...she won’t stop calling me Daddy now.