Love is meant to be a fairytale. But I’m more of a nightmare kinda guy.Dear Beth,Your frizzy hair.The waterfall of enthusiasm in your eyes……and that smile.It’s the smile that did it, Beth.You’re too happy.Too happy for someone who has nothing.Happier than me, your high school bully.Captain of the Hockey Team.Rich.Talented.And so broken on the inside no amount of adhesive can ever put me back together again.I have everything, Beth. And at the same time, I have nothing... moreLove is meant to be a fairytale. But I’m more of a nightmare kinda guy.Dear Beth,Your frizzy hair.The waterfall of enthusiasm in your eyes……and that smile.It’s the smile that did it, Beth.You’re too happy.Too happy for someone who has nothing.Happier than me, your high school bully.Captain of the Hockey Team.Rich.Talented.And so broken on the inside no amount of adhesive can ever put me back together again.I have everything, Beth. And at the same time, I have nothing.You have nothing and yet, somehow you manage to have everything.Something needs to change.So, I’m gonna make you an offer.One Hundred Thousand Dollars for the chance to ruin you for good.Leave the offer on the table, you’re screwed.Take it, you’re screwed.Either way, Beth, you lose.But apparently so do I.Sincerely,Your Bully Husband less
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