Rowena Butler never asked to be a time-traveling witch assassin.Turning forty isn’t as exciting as most people think. There are no fireworks or surprise parties, and I definitely didn’t get hitched overnight. Been there, got the divorce papers to prove it. Nope, none of that. My welcome to midlife started with being sucked back in time to the 90s. And that set off a whirlwind. The one thing my birth mom tried to save me from has caught up with me. I’m the next time-traveling witch assassin... moreRowena Butler never asked to be a time-traveling witch assassin.Turning forty isn’t as exciting as most people think. There are no fireworks or surprise parties, and I definitely didn’t get hitched overnight. Been there, got the divorce papers to prove it. Nope, none of that. My welcome to midlife started with being sucked back in time to the 90s. And that set off a whirlwind. The one thing my birth mom tried to save me from has caught up with me. I’m the next time-traveling witch assassin. Don’t get excited, the job comes with a lot of learning curves, mishaps, and having to actually assassinate people. But don’t worry, the people I have to hunt down deserve their karma. And at least I have a pixie guide through all this. It could be worse. I could still be working retail. less